I develop infrastructure automation for one of the world's largest private computer clusters.
I do it almost exclusively in Vim with command line git.
I'm the most productive member of my team.
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2025
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What a sorry state of affairs that this is novel. Been doing this for years and always will. Fuck LLMs and the enshitifiation of this discipline.
The least believable part of this is a person like that just voluntarily hanging out in public around people.
Just got a job that is fully remote, and I think I need to start doing this a few times a month. I could do a half day at a local happy hour or something. It's oppressively lonely as is.
hey man, even I drag my Thinkpad out to Panera just to obtain some sun exposure and mediocre drip coffee
Psychopatl
pronounced kinda lika Quetzalcoatl
You made it past "devloper"?
yes
Oh wow I didn’t notice that
They're censoring the word psychopath now?
Bad word make advertiser sad 😢
No bad word 🙅 Good word only ✅✅✅
No, it's "psychopatl" that's Nahuatl for psychopath. Pretty sure it's a Mexican, they have quite a few loan words
I don't think it is, if you zoom in you can see where they cropped the h.
I have to admit, I made it up. I don't even speak Nahuatl. Pretty sure psychopatl isn't a word in that language. I was spreading misinformation on the internet and you caught me, well done. Another victory for Truth
Could be accidental, like on croping the image screenshot on their phone's cropping software. That makes the most sense to me.
Makes the least sense to me, otherwise a whole lot more of the image would be cropped.
Zoom on the image, you can see the beginning if the rest of the 'h'
This is how I do it. Am I doing it wrong?
ya ain't vibin' enough ma boy
The only thing I'm vibing to is New Order's "Substance 1987" on vinyl.
Pretty sure I'm doing it right
Never vibe uphill!
Out here just rawdogging that code.
Someone creeping on me at Starbucks?
If there was no cursor, where was the code he was typing being entered?
I'm sure you are making a joke, but if not, Cursor is an AI focused IDE.
I thought they just meant a mouse cursor...
Well, if using vim, this is technically also true, most likely.
I miss the old days when I didn't know that exists
What an obviously terrible name.
Like every name in IT in the last 10 years.
“Windows App”
“Rust”
AI tends to be distinct, because things move so fast that we're exposing programmers' stupid internal names.
Gross
Typing your own code manually? Unheard of!
This is so not vibing
This is fake, no one can code like that
There are vim plugins for ai chat bot integrations. Vim is a perfectly robust IDE that can be as dumb as any other
Where's that cockatoo that just says "fucken legend"?