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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I always wondered why there are weapons and health packs lying around in unexplored caves.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

because people already took all the weapons and health packs that were in the explored caves

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 hours ago

I want to argue with this, but it makes too much sense

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

that's how you prepare an expression. she's a professional

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

the first Lara was unapologetically an asshole. she lived in a mansion that most world leaders can't have in their dreams. it's not like she was stealing out of necessity. she had a fucking butler and still went out to disturb world heritage sites and steal or destroy everything in them. just for fun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

well she is the tomb raider

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

A farting butler that could be locked in the pantry

[–] [email protected] 44 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Fake! You don't get the shotgun until two levels later!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I know you're joking but thanks to the Internet, I can confirm you do get the shotgun in the lost valley stage where dinosaurs are found. Now that I read up on it, the funniest part to me is that this meme might have actually chose a shotgun for that reason, especially since apparently you can totally take on a T-Rex with a shotgun.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Why wouldn't you be able to take on a T-Rex with a shotgun? It's not like it has metal armor or lacks vital organs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

We don't know the density or hardness of trex flesh

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

this meme might have actually chose a shotgun for that reason

The meme chose the shotgun because that's what is used in the original, from Hot Fuzz

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Happy coincidences.

Also, this is how I find out my IP is also banned by know your meme.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 12 hours ago

She's an old school Archeologist(read: basically a fancy thief), not a Zoologist/Paleontologist.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

For a regular person, maybe, but archeologists deal with dinosaur stuff all the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Bro, she had to kill live dinosaurs underground lol... We're not talking bones or fossils here.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago

No, but there was the bit that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said "play time's over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago

To be fair, it's self defense. There is no way to de-agro the T-Rex or raptors.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Is this the plot of the new Jurassic World movie?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Lara Croft was still better than Rebirth.