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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago

Bottom. Wear marks from foot traffic + if that were the top. those mattresses would tip backwards unless someone was holding them in place.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I would say it’s at the bottom due to wear marks and some other subtle things but what the fuck do I know about knowing shit.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

At the top-left corner of the image we see a support bracket for the hand rail. The orientation of this bracket only seems to make sense if we are at the bottom of the stairs looking up at the mattress. The shadow cast by the mattress also looks like the light is above and slightly closer to the camera.

If we were at the top looking down, that would imply that the hand rail brackets were sideways instead of being vertical, and that the light was mounted on the wall instead of the ceiling. I have seen stranger things in construction but it would still be strange and unlikely.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

So people walk on the face of the stairs now? 😁 Look at the wear of the carpet on the stairs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

Old carpet will show wear as people kick / drag against the backs of the steps. This is especially true for cheaper construction where the steps don’t have the typical overhang.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 hours ago

Bottom, you can see the carpet on the steps are worn out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

You can literally see the rail in the top left. It's at the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Perhaps it is a weird wall-mounted lamp 👀

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 hours ago

It's a wall mounted lamp, but the mattress is at the bottom because of the stair wear pattern

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Top. Why would you abandon a mattress if it was all the way at the bottom?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

If it were from the bottom looking up, that'd be some tall risers. So I think we're looking down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

We are at the top.

Suppose the mattress is at the top. Why would someone fold the mattress into a V shape and not push the point forward?

Also, it makes sense that someone would try to fold it into a V, shove it, laugh that it is stuck and take a picture.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago

I know as someone who has rabbits and cats that the hairfall on the close to camera stairs indicates we are at the top looking down. I know hair patterns.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Steps in a staircase have two measurements. Tread and rise. The proportions of what we can see make more sense as treads rather than rises. Therefore the mattress is at the bottom. Also what we can see of the handrail would make sense in either direction.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

it's about the wear patterns in the Berber.

that's the bottom of the stairs because we're looking at the treads.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

The carpet has wear on one side, and it doesn't make sense for the wear to be on the front of each stair, so most likely we're looking down from the top of the flight of stairs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The mattress is a metaphor, it doesn't matter where it is.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

The cake is a lie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Omg you are right!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

How are y'all arguing this? The banister makes it unquestionably obvious that it's at the top. There's no debate to be had here unless the banister was intentionally installed wrong just for the purpose of this meme, which would be crazy.

The mattress is at the top, y'all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

There's no banister in the picture. It looks like maybe there's a support for a banister, but that doesn't magically make the tops of the steps into the sides of the steps.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If you are so pedantic so as to not consider the support for the banister as part of the banister, then frankly I have no interest in the necessary effort required to discuss this or any matter further with you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

I'm not the one being pedantic. Whatever that object is, it's not clear that it's a banister.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Ok. Then use what you know of gravity and look for things that should be the other way if this were at the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly. I'm using what I know of gravity. The mattress should be resting on top of something. If we're looking down, it is. If we're looking up, it's floating in mid-air, apparently wedged against both walls even though it doesn't look firmly wedged on the right side.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Alternately the left side of it is wedged because of the bannister it’s butted into.

The stairs show a kick pattern and the paint appears broken linearly due to the movement of the carpeting when kicked. (Alternately it could be from top pressure when stepped on, the paint wants to stick to the wall not the step so 50/50)

The mattress itself appears to bulge towards the viewer.

It’s all about perspective, that’s the whole point of the picture.

I see evidence for it being at the top, you see evidence for otherwise and lots of folks show how little they’re able to regulate their emotions through simple friendly discussion ( not directed at you, my dude )

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

So if we are looking up the stairs then why is the carpet worn on the front and center of each stair step?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Because people drag shit up the stairs and that's extremely cheap carpet?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

So the people walk on the wall? (Wear of the carpet and lack of visible ledge that stairs should have)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

And do you suppose the banister would be installed if the mattresses were at the bottom?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

If our view was from the top looking down at the bottom then the banister would be rotated 90 degrees towards us.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

The wear on the steps say bottom

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

The correct answer is fuck whoever took this picture.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Bottom, look at the wear of the carpet, lots of people have walked here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Not just that, but the steps seem unreasonably tall and get shorter in the distance.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Bottom, or else it would have to be in the process of falling due to physics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Top, see railing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This is gonna be our white and gold/black and blue dress, huh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

I don't think so. This mattress is pretty clearly black and blue, unlike the dress.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Unless it is floating, it's at the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

top or bottom doesnt matter, whats important is that you PIVOT!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

There are no stairs.

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