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Senator Ted Cruz’s team said he returned to Texas ‘as fast as humanly possible’

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's really fast for lizard people. They usually have to bask for a while to get the metabolism up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

or to shed thier skin, he could be zodiac killer basilisk.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just trying to keep everyone from shitting on him like that time he flew off on vacation when that deadly-ass snowstorm hit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And was in Mexico during COVID IIRC

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Yup. Cancun.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

please stop viting for him.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Do people expect him or trump to save people or genuinely give a fuck?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Pure optics-based move. He ain't doing shit for Texas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

does a reptilian humanoid care about humans?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If he got back as fast as humanly possible then his alien-colony-of-vermin-in-a-human-suit-ass was sandbagging.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

cancun is where they change meat suits.