this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Lol go scratch his chin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

The world is a barn fire

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Cow's gonna rage like a rat in a maze.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Tell me I'm the bovine one

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Tell me I chew cud for fun

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Holstein was the chosen one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

For mooooooooooo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Did she say you could stop? Keep writing that alphabet in cursive, then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

I'm happy to see tags on both ears. Clearly they'll find it soon.