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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

He must be looking for an opinion to have.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did he? I mean I know he used to work for the Transportation department, but did he actually do anything other than go on talk shows?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah, "I used to pretend to work here" would be more accurate if still a bit charitable.

Say what you will about his complete lack of guiding principles and substance (and I do), but the dude is a grandmaster at failing upwards!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i have a friend who worked in DOT, she says he was on site often and sending emails weekly

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Exactly what you'd expect from a McKinsey consultant.

Dude is corporate, centrist, status quo as they come.