American here, I have no problem with them. There was a roundabout nearby in my city. When they unleashed it, the first driver brave enough to traverse it swerved off the road and died on the spot. It caused such a scene that the next 3 cars watching entered the wrong way and started to pile up. More cars piled up over the coming weeks, it couldn't be taped off because the city service workers were unfortunately not Europeans and also could not traverse the labyrinth, they too piled up and died of starvation. Eventually it collapsed into a singularity under its growing weight (Americans are fat, so it was over the Chandrasekhar limit), cars add into the eternal swirl each day and emanate slowly as Hawking radiation. It's quite beautiful to see.

You can pick up a coffee mug with a $9.99 price tag, then be asked to pay $10.74 at the register. The German mind cannot comprehend this

They've started using traffic circles in my state. They work sooo much better than traffic lights at intersections.

>my citizens in Cities:Skylines

As an American, I can ride my mobility scooter for 74 hours and still be in Walmart. Comprend that.

You’ve never heard of NASCAR. We are good at turning left for hours on end.

Mr bean, is that you?

I really wanna know what they put in to Google to make it spit out that time estimate.

Only 74 hours?

American here, you can absolutely drive at least one more hour than that. Idiots.

do germans move their cars like the flintstones or how do they manage to have fuel/battery for 74hrs?

You can fit 74 Germanys inside a Texas roundabout. The European mind cannot comprehend this.

2,219km is only 1,378mi… that’s about the distance from the southern tip of California to the top of Washington State. Not even the width of the US.

How to correct (or exacerbate) uneven tire wear:

Look kids, big ben! Parliament!

Laughs in Australian

There's a million things Americans can't comprehend. Not licking billionaire's boots, for one