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[-] [email protected] 54 points 6 days ago

If you bring a milkshake in opposite backyards that are equally distant, will the boys be suspended between both atraction fields uncapable of moving as if it was some sort of lactic lagrange point or would both milkshakes repeal each other until their fields are no longer superposing?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

'lactic Lagrange point' got my upvote

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Aka cleavage.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's an unstable equilibrium, any external force will disturb it and lead to the boys being pulled into one of the milkshakes

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

This implies a pair of rotating milkshakes can be used to suspend the boys

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Exercise 3.1: Compute the lagrange points for boys near two rotating milkshakes. For extra credit show that it's better than yours.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

The boys would follow the more tempting milkshake. One boy would divide from the group to scout out the less tempting milkshake at close proximity.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

There's a good chance that if it's summer the boys are present. After summer, the boys are gone.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

But the boys of summer have gone...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

What a great last line.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Not only if they're back in town, but also if they're the backstreet boys.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I think they are the backstreet boys because I was at a pay phone trying to call home when I saw them on their way to the milkshake yard

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

I could teach you but I'd have to charge.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

…And whether or not the boys are currently transitioning II Men.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If it has been raining men then they are probably in all the yards.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

At least we know for sure that they don't cry.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Well of course they don't cry, they're imaginary.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Are you saying they are complex?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fundamentally flawed of course - clearly you can crack a cold one in the yard all by yourself. The presence of the boys is not required, and in fact is a downside since they will consume your remaining cold ones and then go look for milkshakes without so much as a thank you ma'am.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

The boys are not only back in town, but looking for trouble.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

the boys are back to kill you

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I was just assuming a yard glass of milkshake next to a yard glass of beer. Not sure the image went away when it became clear the author intended a suburban yard.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Fuckin’ Jack-of-all-trades Stan and Jimmy the Garbageman. Good shit

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