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hoarding (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

You can take my piss from my cold, dead balls.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Thanks. Very kind of you.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Amateurs

Use jars with sealed lids to keep it fresh

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I can't do that, because I make kombucha out of it. It needs to ferment itself before I add the rest of the drink.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I prefer it neat

Savor the flavors

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

wait, wait, I though this was shit posting?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This post doesn't give a shit. It instead hoards piss. Hence why it cannot be posted to /c/pissposting.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

they had a great post last December. "Merry Pissmas!"

highly recommend pissposting if you're not afraid of getting wet ๐Ÿ˜‰

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Is this picture from that time people were hoarding gasoline in plastic bags during covid

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Probably, and piss would be way better in those bags than gasoline.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

I remember that picture. Its hard to belive someone didn't kill themselves using the cheapest of garbage bags for gasoline.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

When I worked at petrol stations, two of the top dangers I had to watch out for were:

  • Using plastic containers (some plastics will dissolve in contact with fuel).
  • Filling containers in the boot (fumes accumulate in depressions).

This image has me reflexively looking for a big red Stop Pumps button.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

fumes accumulate in depressions

Ohhhh so that's why I'm constantly angry but unable to get my lazy ass to a gym

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Lemmypisspost

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Way of the road

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's da pee

this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2025
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