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Holy fuck The Onion is savage with this topic and I am here for it. Brav-fucking-o…someone needs to do it.
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
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Yeah the Onion been killing it lately.
It’s crazy that some of these articles don’t even seem too satirical at first glance. Loving it.
I fucking ate the onion this time. Unbelievable.
I was really close
Well, your comment sure saved me
At press time, Biden added that Americans should also avoid dangerous propaganda that wrongly asserts the billions of dollars in military aid the United States has sent to Israel could be spent on things like healthcare, education, or alleviating poverty at home.
Hogwash, who would believe propaganda like that?
I certainly don't! My favorite right-leaning talking heads and Republican congressional representatives have consistently reassured me that we are already spending TOO much on those things already. Also, that this is all because of the Democrats.
Me too! I can't afford my prescriptions this month anyway, so I sent the money to Donald Trump, so that he'll continue to fight the Evil Librals!!!
For a moment, I thought, just maybe this could be true then was clad that it wasn't. Biden isn't that great but I hope he's not that terrible.