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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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Meme format image. The top half has a picture of Star Trek: The Next Generation's bridge crew with the text "the prime directive forbids us from interfering. We cannot share our technology". The bottom half has a picture of Stargate's SG-1 team and the text "all your gods are false. Here, take these guns."

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Stargate really did the whole "lasers for show, guns for a pro" thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is a thumbnail of terror, it's meant to intimidate your enemy

This is a thumbnail of war, it's meant to kill your enemy

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Isn't the "advanced" races doing prime directive to SGC one of the running themes in the show?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

The very young do not always do what they are told

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Nobody:

Oma: Do you want Anubis? Because that's how you get Anubis!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

The Tolan and the Asgard. Both of them ended up handing over all their stuff when they got fucked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

In a way I guess? Although weren't eg. the Asgard mainly just pretty stingy with their tech? It's not like they didn't interfere in a lot of shit over the millennia, what with being revered as gods and all that – and not interfering in a species' "natural development" was the main point with the Prime Directive

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The Nox and Tollan were way more Prime Directive than the Asgard.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Both are right. But, the 'gods' already broke the non-interference pattern, and the lesser-developed species has already been impacted. So, at that point, it becomes a judgment call - will further involvement be beneficial or detrimental?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Don’t forget the “culture” being interfered with is the descendants of humans, forcibly removed from Earth to be slaves in a culture of violence, oppression, and fear. Not exactly the Quimbo of Shoogle VII, who just want to keep hitting people with sticks thinking it’ll cure the plague, or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wouldn't one race enslaving another already violate the Federation's Prime Directive?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Tell that to the Bajorans.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Picard at 1:55 here suggests it doesn't necessarily:

Pen Pals

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To me, it seemed like he was talking about localized slavery. One people originating entirely from a certain planet who come to own and abuse another people from the same planet. The ghoulies are closer to the borg or a hivemind than traditional slavers, in many ways, so examining starfleet’s response to the borg would probably yield a better understanding of their response.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How are the Goa’uld distinct from the Cardassians?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only watched a season of TNG so no clue.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The Cardassians were more of a DS9 thing, I think they only featured in a few random TNG episodes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just a few random eps…and two of the most quoted and referenced episodes of the whole franchise! Between Capt. Jellico and “There are Four Lights” c/risa is about 20% content from those two episodes. (I’m not telling you off here, just adding my amazement at what an impact that two-parter has had).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Oh shit I totally forgot about those episodes, been a while since I last rewatched TNG. Great point though, they definitely are memes in themselves

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Well for one I don't remember the goa'uld having a tailor with an ambiguous sexual orientation and a murky past who's besties with a human doctor, so there's that at least?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, not quite the same... but there was Nerus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ha, I don't remember that character at all. I'm actually just rewatching SG-1 but I'm only up to season 8 so far

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

He's a fun one. Just don't get too close when he has a cupcake in his sights.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Pulaski ❤ People generally seem to really dislike her, but I think she was way more interesting as a character than Bev

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

More interesting than Bev, but she had a very judgemental, sometimes callous attitude.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

No disagreement there. I think that "roughness" to her was what made the character interesting in the first place, Bev's a bit milquetoast in comparison

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn't this modern world politics in a nutshell?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That and "we come in peace, shoot to kill" and a few other similar statements.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

SG-1 was arming folks to fight against the goa'uld though, so I'd claim it was also strategic?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Let's not forget that these directives originate from vastly different points in "our" moral evolutionary "history," not to mention technological capability (especially versus the rest of the galaxy) and sense of safety/security. If the SGC were founded in the same century as The Federation, would they have a similar stance?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I mean it's really not a moral thing, in stargate humanity would have been pretty fucked if they didn't take every opportunity to bash on gods and arm people to revolt

brings to mind a quote from Zero Punctuation: "conservative policies I admit can be a bit callous...when we're not about to be devoured!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's been ages since I saw SG, but weren't the "aliens" they met mostly other humans that were forcibly relocated to other planets? So then the prime directive shouldn't really count because they're all us

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Captains have applied the PD to "lost" groups of humans on more than one occasion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

This got me thinking about who actually came up with the Prime Directive; was it humans or the Vulcans?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

As they claim about many things, the Vulcans did it first.

[–] allaneast 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The prime directive is why the federation/ vulcans haven't reached out to us. For Stargate, we just buried the gate and for whatever reason rah didn't use a spaceship to re-enslave us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The Asgard where why the Goa'ul didn't show up with a spaceship.

Besides the prime directive wouldn't apply to a planet that was under the rule of a starfaring civilization, so the federation would definitely step in too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I think they mean in the BC years. Earth was not an Asgard protected planet at that time.

The humans revolted and buried the gate, and the Goa'uld never returned.

Never mind the fact that the buried gate was one that the Goa'uld brought to Earth in the first place (they either didn't know about the one in Antarctica or couldn't bother to retrieve it).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Prime Directive still applies to space-saving civilizations, its why they didn't directly interfere in the Klingon Civil war.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

space-saving civilizations

Ah, the Lempel–Ziv Empire

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Blast you auto carrot!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Tell em Carter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Just go knock out Apollo and call it a day.