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[–] eselover@lemmy.today 262 points 1 year ago
[–] Seraph@kbin.social 188 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] dojan@lemmy.world 116 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You will have fun, whether you like it or not.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The DnD will continue until morale improves

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves. Does a 12 hit?

[–] roboticide@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Morale improved drastically, DnD will no longer continue.

Wait, fuck...

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 102 points 1 year ago

Imagine getting dishonorly discharged because you missed too many dnd sessions

[–] Fleur__@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"we're wargaming sir" "With goblins and wizards?" "Yes"

[–] roboticide@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

"Real world Russian capabilities are shown to be lacking, so the Red Menace are now Red Wizards."

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 54 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Ish. Dont shit where you eat. Its risky to play with coworkers, but really dangerous to play with your boss. I highly advise everyone NOT to do it

[–] _danny@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ehh really depends on your boss. And honestly it depends on you also. If either of you can't separate work from personal time then you really shouldn't be hanging out. But for most of the bosses I've had, some lighthearted social time outside of work was perfectly fine.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Monopoly is fine. Dnd is another beast.

[–] DoomBot5@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Monopoly destroys families. That's like the one game I will not play with my boss.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Please tell me you can play a single campaign without playing the horny bard, buying slaves, or torturing goblin prisoners

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[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 year ago

Can vary. If they were all planning to come anyway, this is just hilarious.

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's just silly. I DM for a group made out of two of my employees and two other people in different teams. It's only brought us together more, now we do stuff for each other's birthdays and have our own inside jokes and shit, there's only been positive outcomes.

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[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

This is why you shouldn't try and make friends with your boss. Too much of a power difference.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

Generally people don't commit to a campaign if it's not something they want to do. In my experience, the "scheduling conflicts" referred to are probably other responsibilities outside player control. I can't claim to be intimately familiar with military life, but I presume they aren't being ordered to supercede the players' will to be there, but to take advantage of the military hierarchy to clear their play time from other orders.

I play with the person who makes my schedule, and it's awesome.

[–] Damaskox@kbin.social 39 points 1 year ago

Hope this works/eases stuff up.

Scheduling problems are real, and a big headache!

[–] 1smoothcriminal@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago

From what I see its paid pay ... sign me up for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Captain.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago

Well that's one way to increase recruitment. Mandatory D&D time.

[–] Ticklemytip@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Yes! That's fuuuuuuckin glorious

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

It's a "team building" exercise in office/corporate life. Lol

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 18 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Kraken Kampaign…. That’s one letter short of being a bit concerning…

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact. In Finland KKK is known for "Kylmä, Koho, Kompressio" or in English, "cold, lift up, compression" for treating common sport injuries

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[–] Osa-Eris-Xero512@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aahhh, fellow KDE Kenjoyer 😏

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

KDE Kampaign Kreator

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[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

It’s probably nothing. You could say the same about “Krusty Krab.”

[–] uis@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Average KDE enjoyer

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 1 year ago

Kraken Kampaign of Karnage

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[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why's the picture so stretched?

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I like point 5.

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