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[–] chulo_sinhatche@lemmy.world 113 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"he was first in line at baggage claim, but sadly his bag showed up last"

[–] ares35@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago

"“he was first in line at baggage claim, but sadly his bag showed up ~~last~~ next week.. in London.. Ontario.”

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 84 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The real reason is your legs are uncomfortable

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Was about to say this myself before I saw your comment. I'm 6ft 1 in (185 cm) and I stand up as soon as we land because after 2 hours of having my knees jammed up against the seat in front, I want relief. I can only imagine how much worse it is for taller people. For shorter people who do this I will also give the benefit of the doubt because most seats on planes are not the most comfortable.

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[–] rifugee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or my bony ass hurts. Seriously, I look like a frog standing up. I don't have a butt, it's just more back.

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[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (13 children)

This meme is brought to you by an entitled dumbass

As a 6’ person, standing up is the only way to immediately relieve the excruciating pain in my legs from being jammed into a tiny seat for 3 hours. I’ll let everyone in front of me go first, and help people get their bag out. Me standing doesn’t harm you at all. Deal with it.

Edit: quit telling me how it doesn’t hurt your legs or some shit. We are not the same

[–] MiltownClowns@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It amazes me that people don't get this. As a guy who flew two to three times a week. There was nothing better than standing up as soon as I was able to. Because Jesus fucking Christ, my knees were screaming at me so loud I was about to cry.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Exactly. And what harm does it do?

“Oh no I can’t see the front of the plane”.

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[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

As another 6' person, you're clogging the aisle and making it take longer for people to gather their overhead luggage. Two more minutes isn't going to kill either of us. And maybe spring for aisle seats next time so you can stretch out a bit if it's that big a problem for you.

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm 6'2" and I've never had a problem. Sure my knees almost touch the seat in front of me, but that's it.

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[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Sitting for three whole hours? Jesus some people really have it rough.

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[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm just standing up because I want to stretch my legs.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Ok but on many (most?) flights you could have done that while at cruising altitude. Why wait until just after you land?

Edit: I was not aware this was a controversial question.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The staff generally frown at the idea of pacing up, and down the plane.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You laugh, but shaving off 1.7 seconds is enough for a dedicated speedrunner to set up a new world record of Getting the fuck off the fucking airplane in the category full capacity, window seat

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

As all the people saying they stand up to stretch their legs imply- we shouldn't be mad at the jerks who get up to get off the plane first, we should be mad at the airlines for packing planes so full that there's not a reasonable amount of leg room unless you pay a premium for it.

I have noticed that people in first class are often still sitting there when I leave in coach. And I don't jump up to be the first off the plane.

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[–] NoLifeGaming@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair to some, I'd wanna stand just out of the fact that sitting on airplanes can be uncomfortable especially for long flights.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm convinced the only people that complain about this shit are tiny little 4'2" assholes who cant fathom that normal sized humans being crammed into a tuna can of a seat isnt just uncomfortable, its downright painful... So painful in fact that I will literally jump out of my seat the microsecond I am able to, just to end the constant incurring pain.

I'm above average height, and after I get off a plane I have to go take a big dose of tylenol and spend half the day laying in bed for the pain and misery to go away.

and thats with paying extra for aisle seat so I can stretch oneleg out every 30 minutes when no ones walking by.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You know you can like get out of the seat during the flight?

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[–] Swarfega@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

1.7 seconds seems generous imo. In my experience you gain nothing as despite standing up you still end up waiting for the rows ahead of you to leave first. Maybe that's a UK thing as we love to queue.

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[–] rainynight65@feddit.de 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They say "Please remain seated until the aircraft has come to a complete stop" for a reason.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fun fact, it is technically illegal for a plane to taxi unless all passengers are seated and strapped in.

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just get off last... So much less stressful.

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[–] ech@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

As usual in posts about this, I'll ask - what's the huge fuss with people caring about this? Who is it hurting? Regardless of any impatience they may or may not have, it's just nice to stand up after sitting for several hours. And if they're ready to go, that's less time for the people behind them to wait.

[–] Daeraxa@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Personally I don't really care about the act of standing up but if I'm in the aisle seat its not that fun at the end of a long flight to have somebody's arse about two inches from your face whilst waiting for disembarking to start.

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's just one of those instances where people's self-importance over others is on full display, so it's aggravating.

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[–] Cosmicomical@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel personally attacked

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[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Not when he has to wait for baggage claim

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[–] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do this for a couple reasons.

  1. I want to stand up after sitting for so long. Airplane seats suck ass.
  2. If you don't stand in the aisle there are an unbelievable number of people with no social awareness who won't wait for the rows in front of them to empty out before exiting the plane.
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[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago (22 children)

If it's only a 2-hour flight, there's probably a better way to get there.

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[–] pascal@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I stand up because staying seated for 2 hours is uncomfortable (and probably unhealthy), fight me.

[–] Sentau@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago (8 children)

You could wait just 2 minutes more or stand up but not enter the aisle and just stay where your seat is

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[–] PeroBasta@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I stay seated until i can get up and leave without queueing. Usually I walk past the whole plane while going to the exit because they are lost, on the phone, waiting for friend, being retarded.

[–] Sentau@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

People standing up is fine for me. What I hate is when these people move into the aisle before the plane has stopped moving and then crowd the aisle in such a way that deplaning in a controlled and orderly fashion is no longer possible.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I've done this once or twice. Sometimes nature calls at very inconvenient times.

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