And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids. : piracy


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[+] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 109 points 1 year ago (7 children)

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[–] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I prefer to pirate adults

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lenny pirate your butt

[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gimme yur booty

[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 3 points 1 year ago

I mean treasure ya know

[–] weeahnn@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.

[–] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.

[–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My chimney has never been swept

Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.

You decide

[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you wouldn't download a child

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Oh Jesus no. I have enough of those.

[–] moreeni@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And that's why you need punctuation kids.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.

[–] LocustOfControl@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Unless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

I emphatically would NOT download a child.

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't even give them away

[–] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario.

[–] Oka@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.

[–] Davel23@kbin.social 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You wouldn't download a kid.

[–] occhineri@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

You haven't tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 year ago

I don't want kids, pirated or not.

[–] BitingChaos@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never knew that pirating kids was such a problem.

[–] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The kid from this video sadly took his own life last year. He will forever be a part of internet royalty for this legendary video!

RIP Brett

[–] MakerThe11@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

F

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could be misunderstood, here's a comma for you: " , "

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And that's why you shouldn't, pirate kids!

[–] Gregorech@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why you, shouldn't pirate kids!

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Back to your room, Shatner

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn’t that just called kidnapping?

[–] keksi@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.

[–] MakerThe11@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Careful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language

[–] Sygheil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kid-voice-144p.mp3.exe

[–] TronCat@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago

Ȳ̷͉o̶̮̓u̸̗͘ ̶͉̏k̸͖̑ṇ̵͘ò̸͚ẁ̷̲ ̷͚͑i̸͂͜t̷̖̓'̸͙́s̴̡̅ ̸͖̈́ì̸̩l̷̮̉l̵̞͑ë̶̡́g̴̬̒ä̶̖l̸̹̔ ̷̫͂t̸̯̒o̷̅ͅ ̸̣̌d̵̹͗o̸͎̾ẇ̵̖n̸͎͋l̶̼̋ơ̵̫ā̸͈d̵̞̈́ ̵͇̈c̶̅ͅǫ̴̒p̸͍̆y̷͙̎r̸̮͠i̶͔͋g̷̜̍ȟ̴̯ẗ̷͓́ê̶͉d̶̖̎ ̴̖̃m̴͈̔ǘ̸̠s̴͎̾í̶͙c̴͙̎

[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 9 points 1 year ago

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[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!

[–] MakerThe11@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

All the comments are just pure gold.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

The production value is better than GOT season 7

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

but orlando bloom needs a first mate

[–] bartleby1@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

“staplegunmans” are definitely my personal worst nightmare as well

[–] Martymoo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm not quite convinced that dude has any police credentials

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