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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You wouldn't download a kid.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You haven't tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

I don't want kids, pirated or not.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never knew that pirating kids was such a problem.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The kid from this video sadly took his own life last year. He will forever be a part of internet royalty for this legendary video!

RIP Brett

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could be misunderstood, here's a comma for you: " , "

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And that's why you shouldn't, pirate kids!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why you, shouldn't pirate kids!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Back to your room, Shatner

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn’t that just called kidnapping?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Careful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Ȳ̷͉o̶̮̓u̸̗͘ ̶͉̏k̸͖̑ṇ̵͘ò̸͚ẁ̷̲ ̷͚͑i̸͂͜t̷̖̓'̸͙́s̴̡̅ ̸͖̈́ì̸̩l̷̮̉l̵̞͑ë̶̡́g̴̬̒ä̶̖l̸̹̔ ̷̫͂t̸̯̒o̷̅ͅ ̸̣̌d̵̹͗o̸͎̾ẇ̵̖n̸͎͋l̶̼̋ơ̵̫ā̸͈d̵̞̈́ ̵͇̈c̶̅ͅǫ̴̒p̸͍̆y̷͙̎r̸̮͠i̶͔͋g̷̜̍ȟ̴̯ẗ̷͓́ê̶͉d̶̖̎ ̴̖̃m̴͈̔ǘ̸̠s̴͎̾í̶͙c̴͙̎

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/LZgeIReY04c?si=_L-Wu3Q87DHCvy0a

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

All the comments are just pure gold.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The production value is better than GOT season 7

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

but orlando bloom needs a first mate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

“staplegunmans” are definitely my personal worst nightmare as well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm not quite convinced that dude has any police credentials