Not even gay but this my favorite green text of all time
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I remember where one about a guy who participated in a threesome. They had some dp action and his and another guy's balls touched but it wasn't gay. The third guy they were fucking also agreed.
If they said "no homo" before I don't see how any of that could be considered gay.
Ha, I'm reminded of the shirt that said I'm not gay but $20 is $20
I've seen this a thousand times and I've chuckled every time.
~~Not even gay~~ super straight
The fuck is a super straight
Someone who is so straight it becomes their entire identity.
A super-straight man only likes really manly things, like cars, guns, hunting, beer, football, men's locker rooms, communal showers with teammates, mutual thigh massages, oil wrestling, dick measuring contests and bro jobs.
But doesn’t wipe their ass cuz they can’t touch man ass for fear of not being straight any more
Its like horseshoe theory where you are so straight you turn gay af
Someone who doesn't wash their ass because they might touch their butthole
Someone who only dates cis people of the opposite gender
It's also a bad faith term invented by transphobes on 4chan. It was argued that "super straight" was itself a sexuality & should be included in LGBT, have their own pride stuff, etc.
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As soon as I saw super straight, I knew it was going to be as gay as it gets. Love this green text every time 🤣
Real talk homies. How desperate would you as a straight man have to be to use a glory hole, knowing probably a man would be doing the sucking?
I'm not concerned about whether it's a guy or a girl sucking at a gloryhole, but I'm concerned about what STIs a gloryhole sucker might bring
As a straight man, I think I'd have to be pretty desperate. But in any case, I'd first talk about it with my straight husband.
This is totally typical. You know why?
1 - It's easy to show up and get serviced, no sweat. 2 - Gay dudes give the bests blowjobs. 🧑🏼 3 - And... 'Cause the "straight male" actually enjoy doing it...
Real talk my dudes. How much more homophobic can this guy get?
He could have been more sensitive but there is nothing homophobic about just being straight. He didn't make any judgements about gay people, or any other disenfranchised group. His judgement/curiosity is towards straight males.
If you are bi curious and want to go to a glory hole and get excited about not knowing who is doing the service then guess what? You're a beautiful person but you aren't straight. So his question had nothing to do with you.
His question was for someone who has the same sexuality as him. It seems like he feels a specific way about something that comes from his sexuality and is wondering what the circumstances would be to make someone else that feels just like him about it to actually go through with it.
Homophobic? Dude, I'm gay.
if you read again youll read that the green texter was doing the sucking
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I’d would have to lose the use of both my arms first and then who knows what might end up happening.
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Fake: Super straights (as originally conceived by transphobes) aren't attracted to trans people like they're not attracted to the same gender. It'd be nearly impossible to find a dick that isn't connected to a trans person or a man, meaning he somehow avoided thinking about it until the guy moaned. The sheer stupidity is unlikely, so it's probably satire.
Gay: Not necessarily, as enbies and transfems can have dicks and still use a masculine voice, so sucking that dick could be heterosexual. However, it's more likely to be gay than not gay, as most people with penises and masculine voices identify as men.
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