Futurama

"I can guarantee you anything you want."

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.

Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

Just reminded of my true favorite:

Save it for the cross burning, Adolf

Shutup baby, i know it

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)

Do a flip!

Bender Bender Bender!

Bender Bender Bender!

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

Bite my shiny metal ass

I am bender. Please, insert girder.

Me, Bender.

I'm back baby!

I'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!

You know what? Forget X

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

Daffodils.

I've got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they're gone.

Shut up baby I know it

Screw you! I'll make my own quote, with blackjack and hookers!

Fry: "For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own."
Bender: "We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassing on about it."

"Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.

Leela cracked corn, and I don't care Fry cracked corn, I still don't care Bender cracked corn and he is great Take that you stupid corn!

"Oh Wait. You're Serious? Let Me Laugh Even Harder!"

Here's your peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!

Nine... Ten... A big fat hen!