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[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago (15 children)

I remember when I worked in a movie theater people would wonder how I knew they were on their phone when I came in to ask them to stop.

You're pointing a flashlight at your face in a dark room.

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[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

i dunno, it's always the little things that make one smirk.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Me to the pet rat on my crotch: Don't worry, he will never suspect anything

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

It's true. When I look down at my crotch, I cry.

[–] TheWanderer@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My guy, otherwise how would I check the condition of my magnificent boner :/

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Magnum dong.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Teacher: "I know you're sexting!"

Student: "Dude, I'm just upvoting memes."

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Teacher: "So why do you have a boner?" 👀

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Student: I don't know! It just does that!

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Son. It's time to learn the Tuck / Tennessee Tuck / Uptuck.

[–] mapiki@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a female bodied person - can I get an explanation?

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don’t know the phrasing they are using but when I was particularly boner prone I would situate my penis between the waist band of my boxer briefs and my waist/lower stomach and just have my shorts or pants a tad higher. I also typically wore an untucked tee. Little fella was free to do his thing throughout the day and it would remain our little secret.

[–] mapiki@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Penises are so weird. I'm glad no one can tell my level of arousal unless they are looking at my underwear or under it... Which by that point I probably am okay sharing that information.

Tangential note - had a fun conversation with my person the other day on how I'm used to the erect penis as "normal" and how it looks funnier when it's not whereas for him it's the opposite!

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

It’s not even necessarily arousal either which could make for some awkward moments, especially as a teenager. I started doing the tuck because a couple times in class, completely focused on my work, when the bell rang and I snapped out of my work to get up and leave I realized I had a full on boner so I couldn’t stand up right away. I don’t even like math, especially like that! I’m a lot older now so the random events aren’t as often but they still happen.

That is interesting how your experience would be flipped like that.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Other person was correct.

The tuck is where you pull your boner up and point it to the sky. You then tuck it between your underwear/pants. It allows you to acquire a full on stiffy without it tenting the front of your pants.

By the time you get flaccid it untucks itself automatically and flaps back into position without issue.

About the only thing it requires is properly fitted clothing and usually a T-shirt. But you can get by without a shirt as long as you aren't going commando. Just gotta make sure your pants or underwear are lower than the other and tuck at 0 degrees in the lower of the two.

Fwiw we don't even need to be horny. Boners just happen at all ages, but especially so between 0-25.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Student: "They're good memes."

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

"I told you, I'm upvoting memes."

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Genuinely why I miss my blackberry, I could type out a message while looking straight ahead

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

I had t9 on lock back in the day. Write and send a message without having to look at my phone at all. Sure, there was no internet on there, but that tiny Nokia would stay charged for like 5 days and survive a 20 foot drop on cement without a case.

Fun fact: they would NOT survive being dropped into a gallon of polyurethane floor finish :-(

[–] ultra@feddit.ro 2 points 1 year ago (9 children)

You can still type while not looking on a smartphone.

[–] SCB@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

As a former teacher, this is still extremely obvious.

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Let's see if that works with auticirrext and eating burgers.

Almost. Hilariously "autocorrect" didn't auto correct. Hmm.

[–] mapiki@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to test this out. Let's see how it goes. Today I went skiing and I have a pet rabbit.

Holy shit. I expected at least one typo

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mapiki@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe! I had my eyes closed so didn't see what was happening until I opened them. I kind of want to experiment more.

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[–] Total_Gusta@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Oh my god, you're going to get it later 🥰🥰🥰🥰"

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mack7400@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

"None y'all have anything worth smiling at down there."

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

When you're in your seat, it really does give a false sense of blending in with the crowd.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Da Vinci's note book:"turns his smile into a grimice"

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