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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Project Ad-mann.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jokes on us tho. Google is going ahead with this, it's just never going to made available for public use. It's only to use for figuring out exactly what we'll buy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Google can't even keep a podcast service going. I certainly wouldn't trust them with a little buddy that I care about.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I propose that we do not.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I'd rather not, piss off.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

A chatbot that needs to mind its own damn business, I say.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The right to NONassociation should always outrank the right to association.

Molesters may claim the right to closely-associate, but the right-to-be-not-molested should outrank their association-right.

Nonassociation needs to be a fundamental right.

In multiple contexts.

Abusees who want no-contact to have teeth,

molester-survivors,

etc.

Including identity-molestation/theft, and other abuses of one's personal information.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bring it on, I'll make it hate me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

And it's named freaking "ElIman"? L

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve literally dreamed of having such a boy since the late 90s. But decades of following the tech industry since have shown me how I might not want that after all…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You probably meant bot (and not boy) but it sure made a funny mental image. I'm imagining a little robo Pinocchio type boy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Google can't even serve me ads in the right language right now so... doubt this chatbot thing is going to work

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

According to the people who know me intimately, the AI is gonna nope out even harder than I am.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm not going to use it. Just like I don't use other stupid AI that Snapchat added

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

….. and they’ll sell or otherwise profit off of every goddamn byte of that data

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If Google actually made me a hentai waifu bot that would be based.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

cute laptop still better

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Does it sound like Scarlett Johansson? If not, no.