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You can never be sure (startrek.website)
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[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

That seems like a serious gambit. After all you might be part of the program. Much safer to ask for the arch.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Fun fact though, more than likely if you're part of the program, you don't have privileges to ask for an arch or to stop the program.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Strive to be the Moriarty you might be.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Someone should make a meme of Moriarty saying: btw, I use arch.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

While we're talking about that episode, I don't think Pulaski gets enough credit for pulling off that Victorian look like a boss.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

~~While we're talking about that episode,~~ I don't think Pulaski gets enough credit ~~for pulling off that Victorian look~~ like a boss.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

If we are part of the program, we wouldn't even be able to see the arch or the door unless expressly written into the program.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I aspire to gain badgie's privileges

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Thank you, friend. You may have just saved countless (simulated) lives. Almost tried this myself.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Im gonna risk ending the program gambling on the fact you are the fake one.

Why? You know why. You know what you did. Sinner.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

I don't think NPC's can execute command functions on the holodeck.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

"Computer, sudo end program"

User is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

"... what?"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Santa puts another name on the "naughty" list

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Walk outside? ..... I'm sitting on my couch and I could ask the same thing.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Do not end program or you will fall to the floor, snaccs will disappear, and the cleaning crew will come to empty the biofilters.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Cleaning crew mistakes you as remnants of the biofilter

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I note it in my logs as an honest mistake & can't blame lower decks.

However I file a dispute that the safety protocols should not be as strict bcs it flagging me as 'potentially not trash' mere moments before sweet incineration was a major letdown & it totally messed up my day.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

New fear, holodeck + alzheimers combo

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Has it happened already? I wonder.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I almost did that but I'm on the toilet and that could be awkward if it was a holodeck simulation.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Dream rules also apply to the holodeck: never use any toilets you find.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Nah. Broccoli proved you can live in the holodeck. If they can make water (also widely proven), they can dematerialize chocolate peanut bars and the stinky lemonade.

[-] Davidchan 4 points 2 years ago

According to Lower Decks the holodecks have filters the ensigns have to clean. One can just imagine what then hell a holodeck is filtering and collecting.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

SMEGMA

amongst other fluids.

Quark's is probably the worst!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Nah. No way would someone choose to make this reality a holodeck program.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

It's an educational program to show how rampant greed and pettiness leads to societal and ecological collapse as those who have stomp on those who have-not, in order to grab everything they can before they blink out of existence from their short, meaningless lives.

A educational program for children.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Unless it's a historical documentary which could explain why we're all stuck on this wild ride and powerless to change its course

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Oh god, we're stuck in the last episode of Enterprise.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Weren't the Bell riots supposed to be happening this or next year?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

With any luck considering they apparently changed everything for the better.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Im pretty sure I wouldn’t run such a shitty program for so long.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Fuck! It's not part of my programming to ask for the arch!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I do the same. Hoping I am just a part of the program.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Probably should say it as soon as you wake up

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I am ashamed to admit having done this more than once. 🤣

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