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Sweden celebrates Christmas today, if any Americans are confused by this post.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm still confused regarding the picture....

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's a split sausage but took me a while too

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Classic Swedish Christmas dish. Microwaved sausage.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I must know more

Either I'm hoping I'm gonna learn about a strange tradition or that I'm about to read a load of carefully crafted bullshit to seem like the former.

Either way I'm happy, so tell me more about your traditional festively microwaved sausages

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

We take the korv, it's red skin colored with falu rödfärg, and it is microwaved to just before it cracks open. After that we cut the skin and put on mustard and ketchup. It is served with whole grilled onion and Pyssling Pudding. A mix of lime jell-o and chocolate.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Okay I was with you until

Served with [...] Pyssling Pudding. A mix of lime jell-o and chocolate.

What in the hell, this clearly goes much deeper than I imagined

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

colored with falu rödfärg

mmm, rostsmak

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Alla behöver lite järn

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time to the rescue! (Though here specifically they do not microwave it)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Such a shame that they ran out of ideas after they moved apartments and were never able to step away from the kitchen smashing with viking weaponry running joke. They were good dudes. I still have their apron lying around.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How classic is it? Because microwaves have not really been around for that long.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We used to just eat it cold

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right? They’re obvious not a banana.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No they seem suspiciously banana-like imo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

After staring at it for a good 15 or so seconds, after knowing that, I can kinda see how it looks like a hotdog lol

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The good old Swedish tradition of eating Möbius Sausage on Christmas.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Can confirm, the extra dots on the o mean this is indeed Swedish

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Thank you! I thought it was some kind of paradox danish at first.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Biblically accurate hotdog

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yanks calling the sausage or wiener "hotdog" never ceases to make me laugh

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This looks suspiciously similar to human skin. Am I just drunk?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's definitely just robot meat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I get it now

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It's an infinite hotdog! It never ends!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

A nice treat for the gastric senses

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Falukorv. 🇸🇪

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Nooooo not the faulkorv!

Though he kinda deserves it for microwaving it...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You Scandis in this thread are all lying. I know Satan's anal ring when I see it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think it's his wiener steamer

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Norway chiming in, god jul!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm from Finland and we basicly have same customs as Sweden, but I'm still very confused.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You should be confused. We've not decided to export this expertly crafted dish yet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Without the text I would have guessed that it's a somekind of sextoy that I don't understand.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

...is it not?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It took me long enough to see it, but I mean, the tips are touching.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lenkkimakkara

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Free blowjob

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

fuck sake i had to check the comments to see a hot dog, like some sort of topology joke