No.
GOTO Hell is BASIC.
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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came to post this. was not disappointed someone beat me to it.
Honestly I thought thats what it meant at first for some reason lol.
For me, it was simply that "BASIC" was spelled in capital letters. That's generally how you spell it when referring to the programming language...
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Hell:
GOTO Hellwhile(1){ suffer(); }
error[E0308]: mismatched types
--> src/main.rs:2:10
|
2 | while(1){ suffer(); }
| ^^^ expected `bool`, found integer
loop { suffer() }
Damn, you beat me to it
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I hope the things you like get mistaken in the news as white supremacist-related, then nazis all pile on until nobody can enjoy it any more.
It's usually the other way around. The nazis slowly corrupt a community that consists mostly of one of their target groups, pushing out people who are aware of their dogwhistles because, well, they're clearly nazis, and is not going to recognize that or listen to you, as they wouldn't make a good target group otherwise.
Then, if they succeed, at some point it gets bad enough that the media notices, after which the nazis go "look at the silly liberals, thinking everyone is racist these days" and get a lot more open, thereby pushing out the last few people who were initially oblivious to there fascism, or forcing them to endure fascist rethoric to enjoy their hobby's community.
K-On is one of my favorite guilty pleasure shows, and for some reason saying that now makes people suspect I'm a Nazi.
I ain't letting them have this one. It's a stupid show about high schoolers drinking tea and playing music, dammit.
wtf what is the relation between k-on and nazis??
Aren't the main characters gay coated in that show?
Gay-coded, but yes, and it was directed by a woman working at one of Japan's most employee-friendly studios.
But Nazis aren't really famous for their intelligence.
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Are you an early Pepe the Frog fan?
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Happens to me all the time with music. Be jamming out to a song I've loved for years, right when my fav. artist dropped the album. Then tiktok plays the one hook from one song on their album and people always ask "Oh! Did you hear that on tikTok?!" .... No...no....no 🙄
That has happened to me so much in recent years, both with clipped songs and bands/artists I like becoming popular. I don't hold myself with any music pretention, and the vast majority of my "underground" discoveries are just random chance and Spotify algorithm. There is no way I have found to explain "no, I've been listening to them since [insert album]" that hasn't been met with some form of hipster comment.
"I'm not intentionally trying to be better than you, I just happen to be better than you at finding good music on my own"
Oh wait you said not be met with a hipster comment
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Just have your favorite band not release a new album for a decade. cries in streetlight manifesto
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Back in the 90s, saying the earth was flat meant you were open to talking through hypothetical science and creating wild theories. You knew the truth, but you never wanted to break kafabe. The sheer sillyness was part of the fun.
Today, saying the earth is flat means youre a flat out moron who lacks other critical thinking skills. It's a warning sign that you also have other troubling thoughts.
Back in the 90s, saying the earth was flat meant you were open to talking through hypothetical science and creating wild theories. You knew the truth, but you never wanted to break kafabe. The sheer sillyness was part of the fun.
See, this is what I thought we were doing back then too, but I've got a different hypothesis. I believe many of the people we were talking to back then actually really did believe it. I don't think people were any more level-headed back then than they are now -- we just assumed they were joking because that's what we were doing.
I used to have a certificate of membership from the Flat Earth Society (circa 1995). I don't know what happened to it.
GOTO Hell isn’t correct and will lead to a syntax error
20 GOTO 4311 is technically correct but you’re actually going to hell for writing your script this way.
I used to write heaven and hell into scripts specifically for this joke
I used to use Shit or Hell for error handling
So that if you arrive here and things aren't as expected, everything goes to shit and then you can go to hell
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My friend flipped when the first ever acknowledgement of Mistborn outside it's own books was Kelsier as a guest character in Fortnite. It was like targeted harassment. I like Mistborn too but it didn't bother me.
Journey before Destination
I just finished the 200 hours of audiobooks because my wife got me into it. Now I’m just sitting here patiently for my next dose from the remaining 300
This comment chain caused me to start reading Elantris
I'm gonna read all of the Cosmere in publication order (I've only read Stormlight Archive so far)
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Holy shit I think I blocked this one from my memory. Seriously, now big could the overlap between mistborn fans and fortnite players possibly be?
It's because the author is friends with one of the lead guys over at Epic in charge of the game. They cycle through so many characters that they just start asking their friends for ideas I guess.
imagine your favs getting funko pops
They did. I just ignore funko pops
“Enjoy the next 24 hours”
sounds like a threat even though it can mean the same thing as “have a nice day”
Dear God....no...
I'm glad that the only gacha that entered normie sphere was Genshin, with all the negative attention it got I wonder how people would react to second job ones like Fate GO and Granblue.
~~It's great that Blue Archive is impenetrable.~~
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Wtf
Unfortunately, everyone still thinks of Lost as the show with a bad ending. Even though it's completely misinterpreted.
It was the worst ending of any show I've ever seen. If it is misinterpreted by the masses, then it was clearly done with incompetence.
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It's not just the ending is bad. It jumps the shark in like season 4 or something once they start doing the flashbacks
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You sound like a hipster taking about music.
Clearly you've never had your blorbo get youtooz'd