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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (3 children)

some of us have to close our eyes to concentrate on something complex. you can only process so much information at once.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right. I'm not really turning down the volume, I'm adjusting my attention focus.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There was something I heard about why talking on the phone is more dangerous than talking with someone in the car. One of the reasons was that while someone is talking to you in the car they know when to stop talking when the situation causes for the drivers attention. While a phone conversation the person on the other end has no clue clue of the situation in the car.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Some passengers do, others... Well...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I've had accidents due to talking to one of my passengers. I've never had an accident from a phone convo in the car.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, merging into busy traffic is too much visual stimulus, closing my eyes helps

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

cmon

reducing stimulus in one arena allows for processing in others. turning down the audio can absolutely let you spend more energy on the visual field.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm sure they were joking but you're spot on.

Like, closing your eyes helps you focus on listening better (unless you're trying to read lips but anyway)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If you hit an icy patch on a winding road, I recommend not closing your eyes.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's because you are focusing more with your eyes because you're looking for something so you turn the music down to use your ears to be more aware of your surroundings. I'm not sure why people have such a hard time figuring this out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I just need some of the brain power back

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Yeah, like freeing up brain power for visual processing. The brain can only do so much at a time.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Sometimes you got to free up computing power.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Does anyone else sneeze when they go outside into bright sunlight?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I do that. It's called the Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst (ACHOO) syndrome.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm not going to Google that because I want it to be true.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Son if a bitch, I can't believe it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No but for realsies it is

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, well right back ACHOO...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

18%-35% of people, yeah. Me too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I fart when I drink milk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It does happens to me too. And I have one other sneeze trigger weirder than sun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah me too.

A finger in the bum or a corkscrew in my pee hole makes me sneeze instantly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does garlic make you sneeze too by any chance?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You almost got me! I started typing a serious response and then got it.

Kinda wish I was a vampire.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TFW a passenger turns up the radio to cover a fart

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's what you get for offering a ride to Homer Simpson

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

nah im turning it down so I can hear engines rumbling and snipe the spot but someassole is like 'what so you can see?' and Im still trying to find a space Justin! maybe you wpuld have less jokes if you got a drivers lisence mr made us late to the movie to begin with,.... with your hair.... god i hate hearing myself think.... THERSASPACE GO SPEED OF PLAID... ok music back up and car off and.... the keys are inside... fucking brain... THATSWHY,

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did you try turning the volume down before you type?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You joke but yes, I absolutely do for focusing at work.

If I notice the music, my attention is pulled away. And switch/mute for a bit so I can laser focus on a specific result.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe they should turn the screen off too, just in case.