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No Sega, a remake of a, admittedly great, nearly 25 year old game is not a triple A game but does make you sound like a quadruple A-hole.

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[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Please just give us what we want: micro-transactions to paint the taxi different colors and then a skin for $50 to change the taxi into a London black cab.

Then it will truly be AAA

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

It will be a shared world multiplayer-first service game so it can be an AAAA game like that recently released Black Flag add-on that got out of control.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

You just made some executive somewhere cum

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If they charge 70 bucks for it and include the mtx store then it'll be even better as a AAAA game.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oooh I have an idea: instead of in-game MTX tie it to a soda product, like Coke, and make it that every time you get more Coke PointZ you can unlock a new in-game skin that makes your car into a rolling advertisement for Coke.

The only way to get the right amount of Coke PointZ is to buy a 24 pack a week for 3 months, or a 20 oz bottle a day for 5 months, and half the PointZ expire after a month and a half.

Coke, you have my contact info.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You realize that AAA is used to refer to the budget, scale, and expectations of the game, right? And that it's more of a reboot than a remake, meaning it's probably not going to be an arcade style game. They're talking about their aims for the game, and trying to justify charging $60-70 for it beforehand.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Whatever you need to tell yourself that 'This is fine' is fine by me.

ETA: https://insider-gaming.com/new-crazy-taxi-game-live-service/

If the leaks are true, well that's going to be a lot of copium being taken.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If Rockstar made a fully-fledged open world Crazy Taxi game with the scale and quality of Red Dead or GTA, that is quite indisputably deserving of the "triple A" label. Putting aside where you draw the line for it to be considered AAA, they clearly mean that their goal is an AAA experience. It's not that deep.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't trust those clowns with it anyway, they killed Midnight Club to make a worse version of it in GTA online.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They clearly mean whatever the fuck they want and fuck you pay us $70.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I only go for QUADRUPLE AAAA title now! Thanks Ubisoft

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shitting into your hand simulator is my anticipated AAAA game.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

AAA means they're going to charge $70 for it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I cannot imagine it'll be any good

crazy taxi was an "arcade" game, basically.

How they gonna fuck this up?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Not even basically, it literally was an arcade game.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh good, I was worried it would be AAAA.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How about the triple A remake of Pong we've all been waiting for?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That’s a PC2 exclusive

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think it's fine to have a AAA "reboot". I mean look at the DOOM games. Not everything needs to be new IP and there is some old IP that definitely could use if nothing else a coat of paint and some UI/UX updates.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But do we want an AAA Crazy Taxi? I'd rather just have a simple arcade-y game tbqh

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean you don't want a crAAAzy taxi?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah I'm actually pumped for this game. I secretly hope they'll have PC steering wheel support so I can disable all my normal range of motion and do the whacky driving like the arcade game haha. Also fine if not, I'd happily play this title on my PS5 too. It's ok to have minimal expectations for a game even if they don't have everything you want imo.

Just wanna get some airtime in the San Francisco hills haha.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

AAA games has lost its meaning to me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuckin hype!

Sorry, do I have to be an insufferable, cynical pessimist to comment here?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No you can be a delusional, corporate happy pill taking person that loves live service games and the enshitification of the gaming sphere drowning in microtransactions driven by psychologists designed specifically to prey on addiction to comment.

it's the beauty of the 1st amendment.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (14 children)

It better have steering wheel support or I'm not buying it.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It was AAA back then so why wouldn't a new game in that franchise also be AAA?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

AAAAA or nothing for me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

according to Sega

“ The upcoming reboot of Crazy Taxi will be a triple-A game, according to one of the Sega studios working on it.”

Oh, so not Sega then.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“We’re responsible for titles such as Phantasy Star Online 2: New Genesis and Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage in cooperation with the bases in Tokyo and overseas,” Segawa explained, before bringing up the Crazy Taxi reboot.

“We are also participating in the development of triple-A titles, including Crazy Taxi,” he said. “At present, we don’t have any titles developed independently by the studio, but we intend to do so in the future.”

Dude’s just trying to communicate the scope of work his studio is involved with, I’m going to take the AAA remark with a grain of salt since it’s not from Sega.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What would that even look like? Is it becoming a game like Driver instead of just arcade timed fun?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Death Stranding.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

CEOs: Hey, hey, hey! It's time to make some craaazzyyyy money! Here we gooooo!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These AAA games are as AAA as the mortgage bonds were in 2007 lol.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm sure they will take everything that made the original game great and bin it in a misguided attempt to appeal to a customer base they don't understand.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Can we not bring the "make up things, then get mad at the made-up thing" mentality over from reddit, please?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The more As a game has the shittier it is. Which reminds me. Come check out my new game on my onlyfans. It's a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA game which means it's basically pong but with microtransactions and ads I'm sure it'll be a hit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well you know what that means: its gonna ship unfinished, half assed, and with tons of DLC.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

is this not SEGA being cheeky about Ubisoft claiming that Skull & Bones is a quadruple A game?

or are they being serious that they're dumping that much into Crazy Taxi?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From what I remember it was kinda like a GTA 3 predecessor?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

maybe its got a 5th Element taxi level or something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

AAA or not, Crazy Taxi was an arcade game so we can only hope they don't veer the taxi off a cliff, or do veer it off a cliff (pun intended) as is appropriate for a good Crazy Taxi game!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

AAA simply means a huge ass budget. Most AAA games stick to tried and true formulas because they are less risky

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