Ask Lemmy

My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger

Maybe I can try to convince people to put me in charge

I'll be just fine.

I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.

Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside

Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead

It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.

... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.

Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.

It's me or the other guy

It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?

Has a slightly toxic, mysandristic taste to it, but overall the stew is much more palatable than anything else that came from this awkward creature.

We musn't speak of him. He is legend.

Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.

Basically no change.

Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E

Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.

I'm fucked.

I am the person who should have died at every turn, but somehow being the only one that lives to the end, I imagine.

or I die by licking a diseased corpses.

So, hard to tell if its good or bad.

With the US healthcare system? Expensive.

At least I’ll be fed

Pretty good but I have the feeling Quantum Computing will kill me if Im not careful.

Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...

I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay

If you have one of those halo things your already kind of dead right?

I'd be just fine.

I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?

("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")

Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

I'm a very old Musketeer.

The walls are closing in...

Sounds like I'll be doing psychedelics or phenethylamines possibly. Not a bad way to live.

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

I should be fine, just gotta change my name

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well