Maybe I can try to convince people to put me in charge
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I uh ... might be okay once I figure out what's going on
too bad you don’t have an arc that emits light
It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.
... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.
Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside
I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.
It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?
Very bad. I'll I've got is a really gross bagel
We musn't speak of him. He is legend.
Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.
Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.
Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.
Pretty good but I have the feeling Quantum Computing will kill me if Im not careful.
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I'd be just fine.
Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?
Basically no change.
With the US healthcare system? Expensive.
Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...
I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay
If you have one of those halo things your already kind of dead right?
I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?
("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")
Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.
Well, I can hunt, I guess.
Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.
Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E
At least I’ll be fed
I am the person who should have died at every turn, but somehow being the only one that lives to the end, I imagine.
or I die by licking a diseased corpses.
So, hard to tell if its good or bad.
I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.
Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.