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[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Always has been

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Usa

Good at :

Dominating countries through cut throat capitalism

Horrendous at:

Brewed beverages

providing universal healthcare

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Ok, we suck at coffee. I get it.

But we brew good beer! Lots of it! There’s an independent brewery on every corner! Soon they’ll outnumber the Starbucks’s!

Some of them are even starting to do spiked seltzer and booch! That’s a whole new level of brewing…that’s brewing life itself!

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

People in this thread are acting like microwaving coffee turns it into vinegar.

Coffee tastes absolutely fine reheated in the microwave.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yup, can confirm. Sometimes I forget to finish my coffee too. James Hoffman on youtube did some testing and he agrees that microwave is perfectly fine and might even be the best method to reheat coffee

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Is it the nocebo effect and filthy microwave interior leeching pizza roll flavor into my coffee? No, it's the micro-wavelengths vibrating water molecules who are to blame!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Reheating coffee doesn't make it bad, be it in the microwave, on the stove or hot plate. Not finishing your coffee and letting it get cold just to reheat it later definitely makes it worse.

This is not something subjective, oxidation is very real. If you don't believe me, peel an apple and let it sit for the same amount of time as you let your coffee sit and then you will see the effects.

When you brew coffee you extract all these oils and goodies from the beans thst have been protected by the antioxidants and expose them to air. While they will not turn to vinegar, they do oxidize and therefore degrade quite rapidly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIL coffee can react with air too

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Java does garbage collection, but not for OP.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The number of times I find a piece of candy, a snack, or a can of soda in my pocket because “I’m gonna want this…just not right now” happened at some point earlier in the day is too damn high.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's what the machines want us to think.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe that's a sign to make less coffee, bruv

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm the same but not with coffee. I better drink it cold that rewarm. Everyone knows that "café bouillu, café foutu."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know it's possible to heat it up without boiling it.

But it still tastes worse after heating up. That's why dump hot chocolate mix in, like a real connoisseur!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

this is why some never stop beeping until you open them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Déjà Brew
I didn't drink from this cup before
Leaving it to cool
And I know it keeps happening
Calling you, caffeine is a mystery
Falling back asleep
It's so hard when I try to wake up
Whooaaahh

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Steins;Gate fans:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

ADHD intensifies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Turn my machine back on; it heats the pot.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You're caught in a recursive loop.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Shrodingers mug

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Donnie Darkroast

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Deja brew! I've just been in this place before (higher on the counter) And I know it's my time to go Calling you And the search is a mystery (standing on my feet) It's so hard when I try to be me, woah!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Matrix glitched

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