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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly this would be pretty gourmet if you spread the mayo, go with two square Ritz instead one a round one, and cut the cheese/spam into square.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And stack it like:

ham

cheese

mayo

cracker

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'd add another cracker on top too, but that's optional

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i didnt know ritz had squarez.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Squarez Ritz: gourmetz editionez

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm not a big fan of American cheese, but this shouldn't be too bad. It's roughly a ham and cheese sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yes, it reminds you of a ham and cheese sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I would definitely eat this and regret it later.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

i hate it i hate it i hate it im sorry.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I bought it as an experiment and because it was trendy. Its pretty good- my first thought was that it tasted like miracle whip. Ive come around to it over time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

With a neater presentation this could look appetizing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus, I at least fry the spam first, and I never eat American cheese. What a savage.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

if I fried the spam Id probably melt the cheese on the spam bits while it was frying, and then you're leaving the doman of shitty food

I live in europe now but I grew up in the states and american cheese is like an ultraprocessed hug from my ancestors

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

American cheese isn't even "ultra processed". It's basically just cheddar with a couple edible chemicals added, one being a salt IIRC. Nile Red did a video on it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I gave my kids Spam & eggs for breakfast as a "treat" when we went camping, they loved it!

Then thier minds were blown with Spam masubi (Spam sushi).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Absolutely!

And it's amazing!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I suppose one could make it- just sushi rice, nori and a spam slice... how thick? is it fried at all?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sushi rice, saute or grill the spam to carmeliize, nori wrap....thats it. Maybe eel sauce. easy peasy.

The Hawaiian cooks I had used the can to mold the rice, eel sauce, then placed spam over the top, sliced to shape, the nori wrap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i dont know what that means

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm guessing it was Treet then

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago