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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The way he says it makes perfect sense to me from a programmer point of view.

First, type of drink Second, subtype Third, whether its hot or cold

Although technically, you wouldn't have a cold earl grey tea, but still. It makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’ve had an iced earl gray.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Iced earl grey is actually really good

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It is very good, the coffee bean and tea leaf can make it for you in a 32 oz cup. Back when I was getting them it was like three dollars and change.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

But people can ask the replicator for an item any old way and it seems to work fine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but did replicators work the same way when Picard was a young lad having his first cup of Earl Grey?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No replicators. Only the real thing.

Fake mother, notwithstanding.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

'course it's 'ot, what you want in it?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

“Hot Earl Grey tea.”

*saucer section rotates 180 and reattaches*

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Find hot-tea grey-earls in your area!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

This should so have been a plot point in an actual episode... saying "hot Earl grey tea" sends an encrypted distress signal on all federation frequencies

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

The Enterprise uses the same drinks machine as the Heart of Gold, I see

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

I just assumed that he's in the habit of doing it this way after the time he said "Hot Earl..." and suddenly there was a ripped British nobleman sitting on his replicator.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (6 children)

So, having seen exactly 0 episodes of Star Trek... Can someone please explain?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bald guy (captain Picard) always orders his tea in a way that kind of sounds odd given how voice interfaces actually turned out. (Tea, Earl grey, hot)

Another character orders tea how we would do so now, and we learn that he orders it that way because otherwise the ship explodes.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But why would ordering it the other way make the ship explode?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your confusion is justified because using the explanations given, it's not a good joke.

There was an earlier similar joke posted that made much more sense. In a different episode of Star Trek, Beverly tells the computer to define hot as 1.9million Kelvin. This was shown in a panel of the earlier joke. So the Picard Earl Gray Hot joke becomes when Beverly asks for Hot Tea, the computer generates 1.9M Kelvin temperature tea causing the Enterprise to explode.

Unless the joke is you already have to know that whenever Beverly says "hot", the Enterprise explodes. In which case it is a very good subtle joke.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Having seen the the first 639 episodes of Star Trek, I also don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I'm imagining that the other way is the ship's secret self destruct command.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's explained in a technical manual.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Be very precise with the replicator.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Captain Picard always orders tea from the computer this way (Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.) The meme makes fun of why he might do that by imagining that saying it a more "natural" way is some kind of self-destruct cue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I've seen all of them, and I'd also like an explanation.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Turns out the replicator is based on Stable Diffusion.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

How about just "tea" and the computer figures out the rest

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yup, just tell it that whenever he asks for tea, he wants hot Earl Grey. Maybe he liked saying the whole thing every time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Like a vocal alias

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think it would just replicate the whole plant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could see saving presets, but having the computer assume would be like when you search for something online and it returns a bunch of results that are ALMOST what you want.

Maybe if you just say "Tea" the most common result is a T-shirt or a T pipe. It feels a lot like adding "buy" to a search to clarify you want to purchase something instead of researching it.

Having the computer intuitively know what you want when you request something would require a perfect understanding of your mind and how it operates. Now do that for every single person who may use the device. Yikes!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I've been perusing the technical schematics of the Enterprise and I noticed something odd.

There's no bathrooms.

When you think about it, the replicators need some kind of material to make food out of.

Put it together...

The tea earl grey is POOPIES!!!!