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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not only do you get to be surrounded by penguin shit for 5 months, there's no running water so you have to pee/crap in a bucket/outhouse, and they said the only time you can shower is when passing cruise ships let you. Also, due to the terrain, you basically can't go anywhere. Finally, there's practically no phone or internet connection either! Sounds like paradise! Sign me up!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So I can finally make progress on my video game backlog?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just make sure you download them before you set sail

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

he's not getting anything done without stackoverflow, so might as well download it all.

https://archive.org/details/stackexchange

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You also have to count thousands of penguins and sort about 25,000 letters.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You mean I have to grind in order to progress the main mission? That's not new.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If there ever was a job posting that should include what it pays, this is it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You have to poop in a bucket and don't get showers for 5 months during the cold antarctic season? That better pay well.

Edit: Base leader gets paid £1,895 per month. Not even close to enough.

£1,375 for the General Assistant. I made more than that working fast food!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah but you get to go to Antarctica

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean......I'm a Turkey farmer I doubt penguin is much different

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm guessing your breath doesn't turn into ice crystals the second it exits your lungs on your turkey farm most of the time.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ummm actually. I live in Michigan. Our breath turns to ice crystals most of the year.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Michigan?

Where on this ✋ do you live?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On the left side just below the crook of the pinky finger

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fair enough, although I would guess that Michigan might be slightly warmer than Antarctica.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe a degree or 2. I'm not saying as cold. I was specifically talking smell

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not this year, we have had the warmest winter I can remember. I only shoveled the driveway twice. Last year I shoveled at least a dozen times.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This winter was weird as hell. We got a lot of snow all at once then it all melted in a week

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe. But wouldn't you rather be paid if you have to shit in an outhouse while endlessly smelling penguin shit for five months while you deal with a bunch of idiot tourists who think a cruise to Antarctica is a good idea?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah, I do it for the love of the game. No need to sully it with greed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

7 months is a long time without any income though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

65F is cold. Guess my answer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I was 21 and single, hell yes. I regret not doing weird stuff like this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I honestly considered working in Antarctica when I was in my 20s. I'm glad I didn't get any farther than looking at Raytheon's job listings for a while because the more I read about life there, the more I am glad I didn't go. There are a ton of sexual harassment issues and a lot of alcoholism. I think it sounds romantic, but we don't really understand how bleak it is and how it's just not a place we're supposed to live until we get there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This sounds like the new season of the mighty boosh