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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My Anus isbleeding

My Anus. is bleeding!

For the love of God and all that is holy! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I live in a giant bucket.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My anus is bleeding!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

ima firin my lazarrrrr

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Or earlier.

All your base are belong to us.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I SAY HEY

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

WHATS GOING ON

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, zen take a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But I am le tired

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
To Isengard! To Isengard!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Boil 'em, mash' em, stick 'em in a stew

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD

dew. Dew dewdewdewdewdew. Dew dewdewdewdew dewww dewww dewww dododo dew.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Charlie...come to candy mountain

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Shun the nonbeliever!

Shuuuuuuunnnnn!!!!