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[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Wikipedia's hall of fame of stupid edit wars has some pretty entertaining sections.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is my favorite thing that's happened to me all day and I had a nice pork chop this morning 😃

I laughed out loud many times on the first page and then I got to the bottom with the pagination showing God only knows how many more pages of it continuing, and completely busted out laughing. I want to give them all a warm cup of tea and a cookie and tell them to relax it's gonna be okay.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

That really was entertaining

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

most wikipedia thing ever to start the joke page with a link to the article defining “humor”.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

This was hilarious. Thank you for the read.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This link was a morning ruining rabbit hole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

that's beautiful. thank you

[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Scientist: Finds the most useless element.
Also scientist: Names it after France 💀💀

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well, they already got Gallium. (Gaul)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Gallium explodes people who call it a stupid element. (it used in the plutonium pits of atomic bombs)

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago

The end reads like a bad Amazon review or something and it cracks me up.

Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse

1/5 stars

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago

I'll probably remember francium forever now, so there's that.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Francium has been one of my favourite elements since before I was a teenager, I'm 35 and this hasn't changed...this person needs to learn to have fun.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

I think they did have fun writing this edit. 😄

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well I'm convinced of the position, should I go get the pitchforks?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately the pitchforks were made out of Francium and they vaporized and cooked everyone.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah they're right though. The fact that it was named after France is an abomination in the first place, but naming such a dogwater-useless element after France? It literally sounds like this isotope was only made to make a 'can't last 30 minutes' joke about the French.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Could someone please explain the “he (the genie) would just give it to you” part?

This aside has me curious about motivations etc.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the joke is that he doesn't have to monkey's paw the wish at all to screw you over for wishing for it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

my interpretation of it is: when you ask a genie for something they’ll give it to you, but with a nasty twist. e.g., if you ask for a lot of money they’ll say okay, then give you the money, and then tell you it’s all marked notes from a recent bank robbery or something.

but since this element is so stupid, there’s no twist necessary. the element itself is the nasty surprise.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

when you ask a genie for something they’ll give it to you, but with a nasty twist

And if I remember correctly, it's about asking a wish with precise, thoughtful phrasing, or it's going to backfire.

"Your wish is my command."
"I don't want to see my mother-in-law ever again."
Boom! Makes him blind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh I see. I never associated monkey’s paw type twists with the genie tale. Perhaps I need to re-read the source myths.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Monkeys paw = you get what you asked for but it takes a nasty path to get there. Example from the OG story, the parents ask for money, then their son dies, and they get the insurance money.

Genie = chooses to ignore the spirit of the wish and gives you something that technically meets the criteria. Ex: you ask for a "hot chick", and get a boiling hot baby chicken.

You can try to work around the genie's trickery with more and more precise wording till there isn't any ambiguity. The monkey will fuck you over anyway, because fuck you, that's why.

99.99% of the comments on r/monkeyspaw are just granting wishes like they're genies and not like they're a monkey's paw, and it rubs me the wrong way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't it also one of those salt elements that just explodes instantly if it contacts water?

[–] Verxiq 5 points 1 year ago

It is indeed in the alkali metal group

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How did we even study it if it decays in less than an hour?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Study it in 45 minutes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

a half life of 30min, doesn't mean there won't be anything left after 60min. After 60min there will be a half of the half left over, and after 90min - half of the half of the half, and so on

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe they knew someone named Francis?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They're not wrong.