Takes off safety
Annoying tiktok voice: "You won't believe what happens next!"
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2024
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I hate that I can say this out loud perfectly.
Ate the Onion for one whole second.
hilarious. kinda feels like it would work.
With the sniper rifles you hear the tok before the tik.
They joke, but it would likely work. Become a defense contractor and the US government will let you do anything
And they really do mean anything. They're even allowed to assassinate potential whistleblowers.
But just "making rifles" doesn't make you a defense contractor without a contract to supply America's "defenses" with arms. And if they're made outside the US they'll be subject to import laws and could be blocked that way like Russian guns.
This article title could legitimately make me "eat the onion" if I hadnt noticed the thread name its that good
That headline slays like a lonely white guy in a grade school
They'd still be banned in Washington State as of January 2024.
Does the sound alternate for each round
Holosun moment
I can see this happening...