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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't know about 9D, but I once saw Avengers: Age of Ultron in 4D in a theater in Seoul, South Korea. It was a 3D film with moving seats, smells, and air that would blast in your face.

During a car chase, you could smell burning rubber, or close-ups of women would have a whiff of perfume or flowers. During a shootout, you'd get fine blasts of air on either side of your face, like bullets barely missing your head. If someone took a hit, the seats would jolt violently. It also poked you in the back if someone was hit from behind. Not to mention, flying in any aircraft felt like you were on a rollercoaster; the seats would raise and lower and tilt in all directions. It was pretty intense. Like being on one of those Universal Studios rides at their theme park, except for an entire film.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That sounds awful to experience as a customers, but also sounds like an awesome challenge to pull out convincingly for whoever created it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I saw day and the furious something like this. It was ok but not really worth it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you could smell burning rubber, or close-ups of women would have a whiff of perfume

That sounds horrible

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dr. Pepper, Dairy Milk, Double Bubble, Dots, diabetes, debt.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There were Dippin' Dots vending machines in the mall... Like 4 of them. Do people really like Dippin' Dots that much?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, it is "the ice cream of the future". From some 30-odd years ago. May want to check the expiration date on that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They're basically ice cream styrofoam. They probably last forever. And putting them in vending machines actually makes more sense than having a person handing out specific-size cups of the same 4 flavors in a mall kiosk.

That said, in the attached convention center, they had a Dippin' Dots kiosk with a person handing out specific-size cups of the same 4 flavors. 🤷

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

thats 2

Dotties Double D's are 2 more...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I once went to the booth operator of the nearby "4D" theatre, and asked what the fourth dimension was.

Near as we could figure. It was water. The theatre sprayed you with water (probably a mist or something) as the "4th dimension".

I did not buy a ticket to the show.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Ive been in a couple of these and usually 4d means 3d movie with a combination of added physical effects in the room, common are

  • spray mist
  • blow wind
  • moving/shaking chairs

Most fancy ive seen was the roof fake collapsing

As a novelty attraction in an amusement there quite fun but i cant see it worth much of a premium over already overpriced movie tickets.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge, dude.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Is it "necessary" for me to drink my own urine?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are you... sure you want to know?

Like at some point, after your standard 5 (vision, sound, touch, taste, & smell), those dimensions gotta start wrapping back around to where they started. And at that point they must have to go THROUGH your tissues to do it.

I am saying that one of them surely is an electrified butt-plug. So that's six, and after that... that's where shit REALLY starts to get freaky!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I'm not sure you know what dimensions are... but then neither did whoever made this mall attraction.

Also, come on, you show Pinhead but it isn't Doug Bradley?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's not even go into whoever they dropped in after he left the tattered franchise. Oddly enough, the Hulu reboot/continuation(?) wasn't that bad. Further note, it's weirdly connected to an upcoming tenforward post I'm slapping together.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you want another connection between Hellraiser and Star Trek, Doug Bradley's name was on the tip of my tongue and it just wasn't coming to me, so I looked up Pinhead on Wikipedia.

Pinhead was voiced by Fred Tatasciore- Lower Decks' own Shaxs- in 2011's Hellraiser: Revelations. He only did the voice, but there's a link for you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yup, saw that one earlier when i discovered there were a couple more entries to the franchise prior to the Hulu one. New line needs to drop their attachment almost as bad as Sony to Spider-Man. Almost.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The last sentence, exactly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

These marketing gimmicks are fairly uh... "broadly inclusive" in their definitions of terms (whatever makes them the most money).

But you are right, that choice was unforgivable. My image seems to have caused you... pain?

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Thus, mission failed spectacularly! :-)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But senses aren’t dimensions…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That depends (on whether they can make money or not by pretending that they are).

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well you've got hight, width, depth of course. As for the other six, you've got: time, parallel, perpendicular, alternate, Disney, and fnord.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You make a good point, all movies are three dimensions (height, width, time), while some have the illusion of a fourth (depth).

All movies are 3D.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just two more dimensions and they will solve String Theory!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

This could be an SCP or something lol, like you go in and are subjected to 6 additional dimensions of reality and go insane

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

1D6 psychic damage from how disappointing this will be.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

TIL "laser" and "wind" are dimensions...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sounds like they got a six demon bag in there.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kind of concerned that fire is one of them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Watching 9D Aliens and you get absolutely burnt to a crisp when Ripley fires the flamethrower. Turns out the final D is Death.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Seifenblasen? Deren ernst?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

My guess is a 3D movie mixed with a 6DoF motion setup. 9D still sounds stupid though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fart

Beef

Toddler

Shame

Forced Labor

Ralph

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just like the email. I read it as 9 Dad Venture.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Good eye. Circle Center Mall. We were there for Indy ComicCon.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I would skip it. Turns out it's a 3D movie and a gangbang.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They are mine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ask your mom about her 9D experience lol gottem

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

how is that going through the floor

edit: i commented this and immediately realised the poster thing was actually small and near rather than big and far away.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A movie theater company using Gmail? 🤣

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not a movie theater. There are these little tiny pods you sit in with VR goggles. Goggles god knows how many other people have worn that day.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Maybe that's the what the other 6D are. The D stands for diseases.

[–] pantyhosewimp 3 points 1 year ago

Dimensions don’t have to be spatial or temporal. They can just be parameter spaces. So, how much water sprayed on you during the ride is a parameter with a value and hence a dimension.

But yeah, this marketing phrase is only going to impress someone with the education of a six year old child.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

stephen chow is so famous here in asia that i forget he makes b movies, was surprised to see a stephen chow movie here

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