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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Oh, come on, do some BASIC research!

The GameCube was released in 2001, not in the 90s!

Other than that, quite amusing.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
10 PRINT "BUT I ALREADY KNOW BASIC!"
20 GOTO 10
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

HELLO WORLD!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the shitpost community. The title is part of the post. I gave the wrong year on purpose to go along with the idiocy of the "game".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I get that, and I took a gamlbe on my comment, seems to have been well recieved.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah fair enough. Sorry, moving across the country tomorrow so my brain is fuckin fried

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Thats fair, hope everything goes well with your move!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The game was really ahead of its time

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Best example of misleading packaging, maybe. Pop in the disc and the horse is right fucking there.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your render distance was set too low.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Og the render distance was too low he wouldn't have seen the horse

It's very far away after all

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He only gets far away in the morning when it’s foggy outside.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A technical marvel! You couldn't do this kind of game on N64.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

And this is on a GameCube. Imagine how far away it could be today.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

There would be too much fog.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would just be a tiny triangle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If it were visible through the fog, that is

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technology really is amazing. It's getting to the point where fantasy and reality are indistinguishable.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Go try goat simulator. That will distinguish it real quick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You mean your normal everyday life ISN'T almost identical to Goat Simulator? How weird!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never understood why this was rated teen. My parents wouldn't let me play it because of that. I wore a far away horse t-shirt to school and pretended I knew what the hell was going on with this game but never actually played it. Should probably download an emu and give it a shot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I had a guy in my school who would always brag about shit he did in video games but obviously no one ever saw, and there was no internet to actually proof it. One day he said he found a saddle in far away horse and we sussed out that he didn't even have a gamecube. Absolute loser

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Too close!! I'm not ready for this level of intimacy.

[–] MyNamesNotRobert 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I loved that game as a kid. Sadly, I didn't have the edition where the horse was even further away though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Wait where’s the hot air balloon

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Desert Bus was better.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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