Lol. I am getting down voted to hell for a cheesy chess pun.
ApeNo1
joined 2 years ago
It sure does put FIDE in a bind.
"I was a very ferocious soldier in the Ottoman Empire. Which meant a lot of killing, a lot of pillaging. People would say, 'Please don't pillage me!' And I would say, 'No, I'm pillaging everyone, you included.'"
What a blunder from the champ.
Edit: This is the most simultaneously upvoted and downvoted comment I have had on Lemmy. It appears that so far that more than half of voters either missed the “blunder” chess joke or they got the joke and audibly groaned. Understandable either way.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
End of year performance review.
“We think your performance this year has been ok. Not great, not bad, just ok. We can’t justify a bonus for you this year with senior management.”
“But I am always the last one out every night and have been nearly all year.”
“Really, I wouldn’t know. I never stick around that late. Now that reminds me, there were those two days last month where you were seen leaving early. We don’t appreciate that lack of work ethic at this company.”
“It was because I had stayed back late the previous days!”
Adolf Tittler
A baptism of fryer
“So today we pass an important bill to address nefarious government activities that we know are changing our countries climate. We will not tolerate any artificial means to alter weather.”
Everyone claps and congratulate each other on a job well done.
“Next, we are going to introduce severe penalties for any crazy scientists going around and scaring our states fine people with talk of climate change and blaming it on human activities.”
Everyone claps again.
Or “Tunnel Enthusiast”
It is already a well established fact that plants crave electrolytes.
If you look at the related articles at the end of the main article, you will see they have used this image with the same caption on lots of Nvidia articles. I clicked through through a few related articles and kept on finding more and more articles with the same image.