ApeNo1

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

“subscribers spend an average of two hours each day using the platform”

That seems like very deliberate phrasing. It is not stated as two hours a day watching content but simply using the platform. What constitutes “using” the platform?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Looks like he got shit faced before the photo.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

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Guarantee void in Tennessee.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.

“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.

A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.

Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They probably mean that those convenient areas adjacent to the lanes on a road should be seen as “less bike lanes, but more car park”.

[–] [email protected] 223 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They have become more an Ad-verb in recent years.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Make Acronyms Go Awry

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago

This is straight out of that WKYK racist juror sketch but sadly in real life.

“Well you, good sir, certainly are … one”

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