Looks like he got shit faced before the photo.
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Guarantee void in Tennessee.
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Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.
“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.
A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.
Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.
Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.
They probably mean that those convenient areas adjacent to the lanes on a road should be seen as “less bike lanes, but more car park”.
They have become more an Ad-verb in recent years.
Make Acronyms Go Awry
That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.
This is straight out of that WKYK racist juror sketch but sadly in real life.
“Well you, good sir, certainly are … one”
“subscribers spend an average of two hours each day using the platform”
That seems like very deliberate phrasing. It is not stated as two hours a day watching content but simply using the platform. What constitutes “using” the platform?