BananaPeal

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No age discrimination here πŸ™ in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I'd rather pit the zombies against each other.

Ruin a Band Name in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Lady Maga sounds like a nickname that The Daily Show would come up with for Lauren Boebert if she started singing.

the mic had beef with Mark in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Mic holder, probably: "How do you like it?"

North Ogden police DUI training turned into 'drunken party,' newly obtained letter says in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

And that's sad.

"I'm doing good. Everything is fine." in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I first read regrets as Rugrats. Putting that next to pornhub is interesting context.

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Upon a rewatch, the first time you hear them (sh.itjust.works)
 
TIL of the Donner Party who were a group of pioneers including women and children who had to resort to cannibalism after an early snowfall cut off their destination, just one mountain pass over. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Patch Adams helps. https://youtu.be/KmpvNTb3UGc?t=1m4s

TIL that 'asdf' is a proposed replacement data format for astronomical images and other scientific data in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What flavor?

Men Face $1,000 Fine if They 'Discharge Semen' Under New Bill in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

More like a Monty Python.

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Valentine's Hulk (sh.itjust.works)
 
The water in the tub when you take a bath is like a you-flavoured broth or soup in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Me flavored water, 15 cents! Come taste my knees!

I bought my son this fancy perfume he really wanted and it honestly just smells like soap in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

What a coincidence, a game friend was just talking about receiving some high end perfume as a gift from her son and she was disappointed that it smelled like soap.

Cutting the product in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (9 children)

I usually buy the cheap Fruity Pebbles for my kids, but Walmart has out of them one day so I got the name brand as a treat. Their response? "Dad, please don't buy those again. Dyno Bites are better." I was flabbergasted.

Then again, they don't see cereal ads, don't know who the Flintstones are, but love dinosaurs.

β€˜Everyone owns the beach’: Australian PM throws shade in cabana debate in c/[email protected]
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A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. (sh.itjust.works)
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Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Because he was born into a stable home.

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It took me years to realize this (sh.itjust.works)
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Four blades, five nights (sh.itjust.works)
 
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My 7 year old loves to tell people "bite my shiny metal ass" and it's awesome. (sh.itjust.works)
 

Wife and I decided to do another watch through before the new episodes. The 7 year old caught a couple and now he's hooked. His favorites to quote are Bender and Zoidberg. It's especially cute when he goes "wub wub wub!" At the grocery store. I'm so proud.

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Best purchase we've ever made (sh.itjust.works)
 

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