BigDiction

Oh man I thought left was boobs and right was dick and balls.

If you got physical before they identified as police they would subdue you and then identity. That’s why there’s 8 of them for one arrest.

I think you’d have a good chance of getting off the numerous charges against you after sitting in jail and incurring thousands in legal fees.

8th grade me jealous the snipers on the Lincoln Memorial had a better view of the fireworks.

Dawg asking someone in public to lift their shirt sounds exactly like something a cop would ask. Sketch, or something you saw in a show.

Unfortunately shift + enter is too advanced so we get the AOL instant messenger experience.

Nice! This is great.

Having the screencaps on a shareable page is far better than me trying to explain what Lemmy is or how it functions.

Ah i forgot it was Pterodactyl specifically, thanks for confirming!

P.S. to my handler at the agency, please forgive my search history this morning. The video above is what I was trying to find.

I swear there’s a video out there some where of multiple dudes in dinosaur costumes replaying this exact scenario. It’s ancient.

The Department of Education currently manages a student loan debt portfolio of more than $1.6 trillion.  This means the Federal student aid program is roughly the size of one of the Nation’s largest banks, Wells Fargo.  But although Wells Fargo has more than 200,000 employees, the Department of Education has fewer than 1,500 in its Office of Federal Student Aid.  The Department of Education is not a bank, and it must return bank functions to an entity equipped to serve America’s students.

Move student loans to private banks! There it is.

Starting May 7, yes you’ll need a REAL or Passport to board US domestic flights.

But them now and train with them. A buried firearm you have no experience with isn’t much use.

The default dark theme on iOS seems to have good contrast