Bort

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 24 minutes ago

I require more information about this movie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 27 minutes ago

it is i, a bort.

 
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Ah, so this is the image that breaks my mind.

 
 
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.. Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero! [Krusty:] Hey Hey The Federal Highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving. Canyonero! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!) She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine! Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!) Drive Canyonero! Woah Canyonero! Woah!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

buy shit with cash, cover your license plate, ditch clothes, wear gloves, leave your mobile at home.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

easier to just bypass the paywall in archive

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

yeah but we don't wanna do that.

 
 
 
 
 
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surgeon generals warning (sh.itjust.works)
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