Mogged by dinochad again. π©
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Joe Rogan would love the shit outta this.
Joe Rogan's fragile masculinity would be threatened by the dinosaur. But he would fantasize about being the alien, because he is a massive cuck.
Agreed, either that or he would say that he could knock it out in a fight.
This is fairly hot: alien, human, and dinosaur cuckold port. Everything I need.
I thought this is why they don't let people post photos within 4 weeks of joining lmao
I been posting images since minutes after I joined. I like to get weird with it.
Checked your profile, it's based AF, continue doing what you're doing.
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Oh I forgot I think that's a lemm.ee thing not a Lemmy thing in general. They don't let you post images for 4 weeks Afaik
I wonder what it says about me that I didn't see the alien for the trees?
Your focus was drawn to a rather fetching lady snogging a dinosaur.
Shit, was the alien always there? Seen the original being passed around the internet for ages and never noticed... Too horny for saurus I guess
I swear thereβs a video out there some where of multiple dudes in dinosaur costumes replaying this exact scenario. Itβs ancient.
Ah i forgot it was Pterodactyl specifically, thanks for confirming!
P.S. to my handler at the agency, please forgive my search history this morning. The video above is what I was trying to find.
... ... ... Why?
Why not?
Normal Dandadan chapter
PEAK MENTIONED.
Kinda surprised how long it took me to see the alien, almost a jump-scare.
Wow. He also likes to watch....
δΉδΉδΈ ε°Ίε δΈ εε·₯εε
The criminal dinosaur foreigners should be deported back to Pangaea
- the hwhites
I mean, my feelings on sexual behaviors in general are entirely dependent on consent and I think at the point of kissing from the back like that the dino has shown some sort of capacity to at least want to participate in this so whatever. Also it's a meme and I'm just demonstrating that I'm stoned with this comment.
Bald representation!
Rule 34
Can someone explain the joke to me like Iβm from the jungle and just discovered internet?
A dinosaur is sexing up a lady while an alien looks on.
Holy shit i didn't see the Alien until now.
god, i wish that was me.
The lady, dino, or alien in the background?
In that exact order, funnily enough.
Holy shit I didnt even see the alien
yes.
Go on......
I like that she's got a bit of weight to her. I know, fit body, would be more feminist but I like what I like.
I don't think a fit body would be more (or less) feminist. That bit of chub looks like what a lot of women 30+ look like
The reason I say feminist because there is a thinking that women should stay at home and live a sedentary lifestyle. It could be argued either way but I lean towards healthy living as being feminist.
I get where you're coming from, but gendered body expectations are often considered not feminist.
But also that body type is just what I'd expect out of a woman in her mid 30s with kids and an office job. Like yeah, her doctor may want her to lose a few idk, but she's not fat, just hit the metabolism cliff
The girl on her knees could stand to lose a few pounds too
a bort! a bort!
it is i, a bort.