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[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 104 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 64 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

is this the part where I imply your mother has loose morals?

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 21Cabbage 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'd like to remind our guests that we have a bathroom.

[–] 21Cabbage 4 points 3 weeks ago

First thing in the morning and you make me laugh hard enough to not only cry but wake a housemate in another room, and he passed out hammered last night, he was out like a rock.

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[–] Cabslock@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Definitely a DP; Digital Painting...

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You realize everyone thought you were going to say double penetration

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 21 points 3 weeks ago

Why would they think that? This image looks nowhere close to anything sexual.

[–] Cabslock@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Whaaaat!?! I would never!!!

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 9 points 3 weeks ago

!woooosh@lemmy.world

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I totally missed that but now can’t unsee it. Before your comment I was in team “sword fight”

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 40 points 3 weeks ago

Kermit, Ms. Piggy, and Bert.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago
[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ive been staring at it for a while to see if it could possibly be anything else. Got nothing.

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[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Double penetration (one in the ass and one in the vag).

The bisexual in me prefers double vaginal penetration, but it's difficult to find good DVP without running into the same guys in every video, or some nasty Russian shit where they also piss on the girl. Instant boner killer.

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 3 weeks ago

two clowns about to touch peens

[–] SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Two guys about to swordfight. With their pork swords.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly what I saw. Nice to know that I am not the only pervert here

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[–] podperson@lemm.ee 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oval Office meeting of the 2 co presidents

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, so that's America in the middle then.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 21 points 3 weeks ago

A regular dugtrio and an upside down dugtrio. It’s funny how the upside down dugtrio managed to dig itself into the ceiling

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly. This is Mario's PoV as he runs towards the princess.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 18 points 3 weeks ago
[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Check the comments for the name of the actress...

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

A smartphone in my hand.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] railwhale@lemmy.nz 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's actually two Machamps viewed from below.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 8 points 3 weeks ago

Huh I see a beast with 3 backs.

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

First I saw jelly beans, then I noticed the arrangement and saw touching tips, then I looked for what else could be taken in that direction and noticed the clearly intentional double penetration.

[–] bollybing 10 points 3 weeks ago

Two bears high fiving

[–] Bad_gentleman@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Docking. (What does that say about me?)

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] dan69@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Some super Mario level backdrop

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Two totally normal sized dicks

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

A good time 😏

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Poop back and forth, forever.

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Ceci n'est pas une acte sexuel

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

Now I can't unsee it!

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

How many parents do you have 👀

[–] ksigley@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

Dolphins dressed in monocles with tiny tophats that cover up their blowholes.

https://youtu.be/3w1wwGcu0Dk

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Palm tree on an island with some houses.

[–] 21Cabbage 4 points 3 weeks ago

Decidedly not tulips if that's what you were hoping for.

[–] EveningPancakes@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hey I've seen this one, it's a classic!

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