Catoblepas

Shit, do you think it’s too late for OP to retract their scientific paper submission?

They’re dismembered and being sprayed with plant blood, I think it’s a mixed experience at best.

Rent. I fucking wish we owned, but finances don’t allow for it and probably won’t for at least another 5 years, if we’re lucky.

Mindlessly shoving a paywall on every page on the site is both lazy and indicative of their priorities. Nobody has to do it purposefully for it to still be shitty and revealing.

I’m not saying “ding dong the witch is dead” wasn’t a perfect capture of the sentiment, but it’s also really hard to improve on “Lizzie’s in a box” for the sheer ability to send the most insufferable people on the planet into a frothing rage.

Apparently some celebrities (real or internet) have said they had blue checks applied to them unwillingly. I remember some shitposter (maybe dril or Internet Hippo?) was intentionally trying to lose their blue check for a while by violating whatever blue check TOS related to usernames.

I’m so glad I left completely (minus the random search result with no other leads, but no browsing) when the API fuckery started, corporate social media sounds like an absolute hellscape now.

Reddit has streaks now??

They’re precious!

Has anyone ever said that so much depends on you?

(Assuming your display name is a reference to the poem)

I already don’t eat meat, but it’s something important to know for people who do.

If you don’t have a food thermometer, get one now. Salmonella can be easily killed by cooking at the proper temperature.