GeeDubHayduke

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

At this point? Ain't we all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

"Enkindle this!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Paul Giamatti!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I'd prefer him pushing up sunflowers...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

"See that light up there? That dim little speck? That's yesterday's rock bottom."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

It blows me away that anyone thinks he cares about them.

I'd put good money on Ivanka wishing he cared just a little bit less about her...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending demolition of Earth and had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger. But most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs, or whistle for titbits, so they eventually gave up and left the Earth by their own means - shortly before the Vogons arrived. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backwards somersault through a hoop, whilst whistling the ‘Star-Spangled Banner’. But, in fact, the message was this “So long and thanks for all the fish”.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Several Walter White quotes come to mind:

"Stay out of my territory," or "let's cook," or "I am the danger" all fit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

Red or green? Yes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I knew you were gonna say that...!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I, too, am on my first watch thru. Most of the way through season 8, and thanks to this, I'm concurrently watching season 1 of Atlantis. 5/7, would recommend.

Edit: ducking autocorrupt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Hear fucking hear! Fuck the mouse. I don't care if watching Andor locks my age into 30, gives me a harem of willing concubines, and redistributes all of Elon's wealth to me. I'm not watching it.

 

What did you expect, condams?

 

Can't remember which was first, this one or the Start Wars ep. Either way, this stuff is old enough to drive now.

 

This is like, Internet royalty, or some junk.

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