Matombo

Killing Harambe was the change they needed to make after the latest activation of SCP-2000 to prevent the keter event repeating itself.

He died for the sake of humanity in some way.

fun fact: in germany all calanders are starting the week on monday, so mittwoch is very clearly not the middle of the week but donnerstag/thursday is.

Fotznbredl

At what point is it stopped being called capitalism and start being called slavery again?

Sounds like a USA problem.

Come to Germany, here you can even eat raw pork! It's called Met and it's delicous.

yeah maybe, not sure if it hits the exact conotation

In german we have a word for it: Tja

Which is hard to acuratly translate. Something like:

Well, i told you/them / that was obvious, but nothing you/they can do about it now.

Middle Earth Strategy Battle Game

I smell bank run?

Ok now he is just memeing the false prophet thing. He can't not be aware, can he?

man of culture, but it kinda lacks features xD

I blame dyslexia in combination with english not being my first language