MyNamesTotallyRobert

this gave me horror flashbacks from when I got my dick stuck in a muon encabulator. No one does VX anymore these days,

you should try cum

start a pooping company

hmm I've never taken it that far but you can totally shove poop back up your ass because if you fail No Poop Novermber it still counts if you can shove the poop back up inside your ass.

Well YEAH but at least we (not me I voted for Harris) did the noble thing and forfeited our future and living standards in order to save the poor people in Gaza. Other people in the world have it bad therefore I deserve to have an even shittier life. Real nice. Fucking dipshits.

tonsils are auxiliary ballsacks for just in case you get your balls chopped off trying to fuck a meat grinder

Fill in the blank: __________ is stored in the balls.

A) poop

B) cum

C) pee

D) Narnia

either 42 or forty-poo I forgot which

slips oops

falls penis-first into butthole

cums violently

not my fault

Sounds like true love ❤️ 🥰😍😇🍆💦💦💦 let me know when to show up to the wedding.

You should go to prison for the rest of your life for making potato salad in the first place.

I like my cum the color it is tyvm