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Did your girlfriend come to her senses, and realize how great those plates are?
Obv its because he chose the plates and not the girlfriend
Dear god it them
The myth, the legend, the plate
Can it bee?
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She didn't communicate her needs well enough.
Honestly, the Bee plates showing up is more her fault than his.
Lack of communication is one thing, losing your shit like this because of it is another. ...but that's two things now, so...
Didn't communicate her needs? What more communication do you need beyond "get fancy dinner plates"? How do you fuck that up? If you're unsure, communicate your need for further information, or google fancy dinner plates.
These are fancy. and they're dinner plates.
They may not be "formal", but they're definitely fancy.
No, they're children's dinner plates. That's about as far from fancy as you can get. Made from sturdy plastic instead of ceramic or what have you so they don't break when an unruly child throws it on the floor to spite their broccoli.
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Dang, sounds like those plates are perfectly age appropriate for your gf
I'd be fucking delighted if my wife brought home these plates.
Fake: anon has gf
Gay: anon buys colourful kitchenware and posts about it online in order to start a discussion
They're adorable, though. That part is true.
I like how it has an attached dipping plate. Not doubt for ketchup to dip dinosaurs nuts in
Dinosaur... nuts? Never heard of 'em
Come over to my place sometime.
I'm dyin' to soar these nuts across your face
(I think that works, right? Barely?)
those are to give the kid different types of food in correct quantities
source : am dad, even have the cutlery that fits this set.
Dino Nuggies are for kids, adults eat tendies.
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If you are somewhat tight for cash or shopping for another person some conflict stemming from this is completely reasonable.
Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say "Buy some plates" without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering
A greentext story is like a dream. You're following the narrative, while simultaneously thinking that this makes no sense and how did things get here.
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"buy fancy dinner plates" is enough details
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Break up with gf and marry the plates
Woah, we‘re not on r/relationshipadvice here!
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Are you kidding me?! There isn't a single person I know who wouldn't at least appreciate those plates enough to chuckle! Those are awesome plates, I'd use those plates even for formal events, the only people who'd be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!
and teenagers insisting they're no longer kids. (same fight as "kids table" stuff. To be honest, when I became an adult, the kids table was always more fun anyhow. Dinosaurs are way more interesting topics of conversation than adult-stuff.)
100% same. I'm the built-in babysitter for family events. Why would I want to hear my aunt ask for the 500th time why I'm not married, when my nephews and nieces are playing out a story where Bluey and Sonic the Hedgehog team up to fight crime? Screw boring grown-up talk, I want the imaginative adventure.
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the only people who’d be upset by them are stuck-up assholes!
Wow that's really judgemental, maybe accept that other people don't share your taste?
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People on the internet 100% believe these stories and will fight you over it.
Stop beeeeeeing such a bitch!
I bet that stung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Honey, please.
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They're so cute.
Could've been interpreted as he wants kids but anyway.
Idk what his gf is on about. These slap and anon is clearly a distinguished gentleman.
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Can confirm, these are awesome plates. They were my daughter’s favorites.
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My partner would never do this, because she knows I would buy goatse plates.
Wouldn't the food fall through the hole in the center?
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Fake (anon has gf) and gay (said fake gf hates the plates)
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