PlatypusXray

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Von Neumines

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Russian asset doing russian asset things

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You will be the star of that prom!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wonder what would happen if a national intelligence agency was tasked with eliminating a billionaire. Could private security, however sophisticated, really deflect assassination attempts from a state? That has nothing to do with Elon Musk, though. He is way too beloved and cherished to ever become a target.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Please help! I don’t get it.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

The problem was that all of the plane‘s windows, including the front ones, were welded shut to prevent defenestration.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I remember a time when bad things would have happened to traitors in America. Looks like being a traitor is ok now.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Time to buy the balloons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

They can investigate all they want. They will find no ethics.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Gotta make sure the kid ain’t gonna be no fuckn democrat, yknow?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

…personally

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