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gods, i miss sarah palin, simpler times, i think about jeb bush and sunday funday, i'm gonna splurge on some avocados so they're ready for the big event and i just hope that i have enough advance notice to turn on "Rock You Like a Hurricane"

hmm, i think that the issue is that we all live on the same body, non-americans included, and i don't personally think that nukes are the best-case scenario for this world event, like i get that the cold war is over, but even if the u.s. can't fire them off quick enough cause they fired all the employees, mby there could be other options before that comes to it, but i definitely probably am deluded, burying my head in the sand, and am just looking for the cheapest thrill before the big bang myself, this sounds like a super totally extra escalation my guy, i think they usually do do a bit of hand to hand surgery first before sitting back and enjoying the treatments usually

hmm, i agree in principle, but where i'm at in so cal, large trees are often considered as extra maintenance, since you'll have to pay around $500 getting it trimmed each year to not interfere w the power lines, and then anything they drop is basically a firehazard as well, and then plumbing and structural issues to sidewalks and streets as they get larger which the city loves to get involved in, i do get why cheap property managers love to get rid of them

"had to do it to 'em"

oops, guess i'll die

i don't accept this energy 🙏✨

i feel like i'm the opposite, if i'm still "hearing" the words after a few paragraphs then something is wrong, it's more like a movie, the words aren't even there

the higher, the fewer

vienna sausages w a bit of mustard and saltines eaten over the kitchen sink while staring out the window into the night is my preferred vienna sausage setting

dry mouth also leads to tooth decay

i'm giving you a longing look 👀 everyday, you write the book?