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I think it would be better to convey your disgust through interpretive dance - you might qualify for the Olympics and then go on to win gold!

When the kids from next door lose their ball over the fence and try and retrieve it they're gonna get a face full of flame!

See how confusing it's going to be. Thanks, Elon Musk, thanks for nothing you jerk!

Does this mean I won't be able to use the letter 'x' anymore because a multi-billion dollar company has trademarked it:

• Two people fighting will now be boing.
• When I want to bake some bread I will mi the ingredients together.
• When I want to leave a building I will eit it.
• I will now look up to the stars at night to see the magnificent epance of the Milkyway galay.

Would have done better if he could kiss a few babies out on the campaign trail - but the bin over his head gets in the way. It's a shame, I like Count Binface's policy platform...and the cape.

Winner! Well done. You win a Trump Prize Pack containing a signed MAGA hat, a pack of Trump NFT cards, a genuine Trump tupee with pre-combed slick back and sides, a framed copy of his love letter to Kim Jong Un the North Korean dictator, and a McDonalds voucher for a years supply of cheese burgers. Look for it in the mail.

Close, but still good enough for second prize. Good effort.

You win a life-sized cardboard cutout of Donald Trump with touch activated audio loops of all his most memorable Presidential quotes, such as: “And yet I’ve gone decades, decades without a war. The first president to do it for that long a period.”, and “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK? It’s, like, incredible.” and “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”. Look for it in the mail.

Someone should just start putting out fake Trump articles with super-weird headlines and no-one would notice - anything is plausible with this guy.

1. 'Trump stole Israeli artifacts from White House'
2. ‘Trump admits that he expects servicemen to be rapists’
3. 'Trump kicked a child in the face while campaigning in Iowa.'
4. ‘Donald Trump just literally made the Republican race about his penis’
5. 'Donald Trump likes rough sex with prostitutes who only have one leg.'
6. 'Trump visited church before election day and walked out with a wooden pew under his arm and a gold alter crucifix concealed in his jacket.'
7. 'Trump was spotted Thursday cartwheeling down Santa Monica beach in a mankini.'
8. 'Trump just called Hillary Clinton Beelzubub, the eater of souls.'
9. 'Donald Trump stole classified documents, stored them in his bathroom in Mar-a-Lago, then sent copies via bike courier to the Russian and Saudi embassies for a cash exchange of $2 million per page.'
10. 'Donald Trump seen naked at 3am in Central Park humping a chihuahua.'

Challenge: 50% of these headlines are real, can you spot which ones?

I'm with you.

We should probably do deep analysis of all these positions, tbh. Of course, 8 is the preferred approach for most people, but I prefer 9 to minimize splash-back (I'm still processing position 0, hmm...)

Sky news link in a science forum, really? Don't they promote covid conspiracies and all sorts of anti-science crap for their right-wing audience?

I will upvote that pork chop.