blackn1ght

The thick layer of wasps and flies on the yoghurty windows would also help.

As a parent of two young kids, there's definitely times where getting kidnapped sounds good.

You've been painting in this weather? Are you OK? :D The paint was probably drying before it even went onto the walls!

Yeah my week was fine ta, was just rather hot! I work from home and it was pretty unbearable on Friday. Seriously starting to think about investing in solar & A/C given that the summers are going to continue like this!

Fortunately it's a lot cooler today, it's looking like it could rain soon.

Am I not supposed to be washing my arse with the duvet???

Ah that sucks, sorry to hear that. Hope things work out for you!

I'm starting to consider it. Do you have it installed to your house with a proper unit, or a portable one you can use in your room?

We're staying inside with the kids today. Got the curtains drawn in an attempt to keep the house cool. I always struggle mentally with not being outside and making the most of the sun but I'd just be a sweaty mess and don't want the kids to burn!

"CUM BY ARGHH MY LORD, CUM BY ARGH"

What on earth were these lyrics?

I think the buzz looks kinda cool, but the range is terrible from what I recall.

• Nigel Farage
• JK Rowling
• The twat of a passenger who gave me a wanker sign in another car that was doing about 50mph in a 20 after I pulled out of a junction on a corner where I couldn't see them until I was already half way across the road

What is it about Java where companies are hesitate to upgrade? Do the Java releases always bring breaking changes or are the companies that use Java have a culture of not prioritising tech upgrades?